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Mark: I'm thinking we ought to have a little contest of our own.Derek: You wanna live in the hospital like a roach?
Mark: Different kind of contest. You and Rose, you're not exclusive right? So I'm thinking.
Derek: You are not serious.
Mark: One woman 10 points, two women same time 20 points. You get out in the morning before anybody wakes up; 5 point bonus.
Derek: You are serious.
Mark: You need a little spice in your life, man. I'm just trying to help.
Derek: I am truly a worse human being for knowing you.
• Episode: Where The Wild Things Are • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Mark: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That's the point. Women are everywhere... I only have one person I can talk to.
Derek: That's sweet.
Mark: Shut up!
Derek: No, it's really warm and fuzzy.
• Episode: Where The Wild Things Are • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Mark: Hey, if you were sleeping with Rose, I could understand why you're spending time with her, but you're not. And it's... it's just I thought that uh... you know. I thought it was just gonna be you and me!
Derek: Having sex?
Mark: After! After Addison, after Meredith. I have been patient. I have waited when you partnered up with these chicks, but now they're over. And it's supposed to be just us! You and me; two guys on the prowl, on the hunt.
Derek: You're having trouble getting laid. And you need my help.
• Episode: Where The Wild Things Are • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Mark: I don't like her. I'm sorry, but as your friend it's my job to say I don't like Rose.
Derek: Why?
Mark: You're not even sleeping with her.
Derek: You don't like her 'cause she's not sleeping with me? That's a little weird.
Mark: It's not weird.
Derek: It's a little weird.
• Episode: Where The Wild Things Are • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Cristina: "Only three points for watching. You gotta do."
Izzie: "I DO do!"
• Episode: Where The Wild Things Are • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 • Permalink
Meredith: There are about a hundred steps between where we are and our dream house. They’ll be fun steps. They’ll be sexy steps. And we’ll try not to fall down them together. Okay?
• Episode: Lay Your Hands On Me • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 • Permalink
Bailey: In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the earth, at least that’s what they say. He created the birds of the air and the beasts of the fields, and he looked at his creation and he saw that it was good. And then God created man, and it’s been downhill ever since. The story goes on to say that God created man in his own image, but there’s not much proof of that. After all God made the sun and the moon and the stars, and all man makes is trouble. And when man finds himself in trouble, which is most of the time, he turns to something bigger than himself. To love or faith or religion to make sense of it all. But for a surgeon, the only thing that makes any kind of sense is medicine.
• Episode: Lay Your Hands On Me • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
Lexie: Where's your girlfriend?
Alex: Back with her husband, I'm guessing... And I don't have a girlfriend.
Lexie: Or a conscience, apparently.
• Episode: Lay Your Hands On Me • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Dr. Bailey: (voice over)) As doctors, we know more about the human body now than at any point in our history. But the miracle of life itself; why people live and die, why they hurt and get hurt is still a mystery. We want to know the reason, the secret, the answer at the back of the book… because the thought of our being all alone down here is just too much for us to bear. But at the end of the day, the fact that we show up for each other, in spite our differences, no matter what we believe, is reason enough to keep believing.
• Episode: Lay Your Hands On Me • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Derek: Are we together or are we not?
• Episode: Lay Your Hands On Me • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0 • Permalink
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