VIPER: "You've got a nice touch. And by the way, you are good looking, babe."MEREDITH: "Seriously, do you actually think you have a shot here?"
VIPER: "I actually think I have a shot anywhere."
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PATIENT: "Liver cancer will kill me, smoking will just speed up the process."
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MIRANDA: "Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."
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MEREDITH: [narrating] "We live our lives on the surgical unit. Seven days a week, 14 hours a day, we're together more than we're apart. After a while, the ways of residency becomes the ways of life. Number one: Always keep score. Number two: Do whatever you can to outsmart the other guy. Number three: Don't make friends with the enemy. Oh, yeah, Number four: Everything, everything is a competition. Whoever said winning wasn't everything... Never held a scalpel."
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MIRANDA: "What is it with bikes. Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."
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ALEX: [sees George crouching down] "What are you doing?"
GEORGE: "Hiding. There's this VIP patient that likes me."
ALEX: "Well, that's good, right?"
GEORGE: "No, you don't understand. He likes me, likes me."
ALEX: "Hey, go for it, man. Get yours. I'm down with the rainbow."
GEORGE: [silence]
ALEX: [pauses] "Oh, are you not gay?"
GEORGE: "No."
ALEX: "Really? Dude, sorry."
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MEREDITH: [talking about her new roommates] "They're just... everywhere, all the time. Izzie's all perky and George does the thing where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, they say things, they move things, and they breathe. They're, like, happy."
CRISTINA: "Kick 'em out."
MEREDITH: "I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in."
CRISTINA: "Okay, so what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?"
MEREDITH: "Yep."
CRISTINA: "This is why we are friends."
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