DEREK: "This whole day’s just been... there’s something wrong with Meredith. I tried to ask her what’s wrong, and she says nothing. She tries to drown herself in the tub. Not actually... drown, I don’t think. Something was going on, but she won’t talk about it. One moment we’re fine, and now it’s like... I’m living with a ghost."• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Where are we going?"
MIRANDA: "We’ll know when we get there."
IZZIE: "What kind of situation? Fire? Flood? Volcano? Because I’m not really dressed for a volcano."
MIRANDA: "Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Sorry, that was inappropriate. Sorry."
• Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Meredith, I have a thing... news."
MEREDITH: "You’re not pregnant again, are you? Because I can’t handle the extra months of bitchiness."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
SYDNEY: "Chief Resident. Yeah, for next year. The one fifth year resident that rules all residents. Oh, okay, she's cute. She's acting like she didn't know about it. Cute."
MIRANDA: "I'm not cute."
SYDNEY: "I'm onto you. I'm a competitor. Grrr!"
MIRANDA: "I bite."
SYDNEY: "Oh! I'll just wait for you in the pit."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CALLIE: "This is weird. Weird. This is weird, right?"
MIRANDA: "I need more triage tags…"
CALLIE: "Working with someone I’m married to is weird. Here, I’m his boss and his wife. At work, I’m giving him orders, in bed... he’s giving me..."
MIRANDA: "Stop! Right there. I don’t need to know this. I’m tired, I’m busy. While I will concede that you and O’Malley have some challenges to overcome, I’m asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only hold what it needs to know, your sex life cannot be held in my mind today. Ever! It cannot be in my mind ever! Never!"
CALLIE: "Whatever."
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "You ever feel like you’re disappearing?"
IZZIE: "All the time."
MEREDITH: "Why can’t I just be the happily ever after person? Why can’t I believe in that?"
IZZIE: "I don’t know what I believe in anymore."
• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Disappearances happen in science. Disease can suddenly fade away, tumors go missing, and we open someone up to discover the cancer is gone. It's unexplained. It’s rare, but it happens. We call it mis-diagnosis. Say we never saw it in the first place, any explanation but the truth. That life is full of vanishing acts. If something that we didn’t know we had disappears... do we miss it?"
• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: [stares at Mark, Preston, Derek] "All alone! Do any of you even know what that's like? Lives with Cristina ... digs the perfect 12-year old ... Manwhore! His wife left him! After 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies! Now leave him be."
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Men who... have gray hair are noticed less than men who... don't."
DEREK: "By who?"
RICHARD: "Well..."
PRESTON: "By the ladies?"
MARK: [coughs trying not to laugh]
DEREK: "Looks good Chief."
RICHARD: "Very natural."
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: [to the Chief] "What happened to your hair?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be."
MARK: "He dyed it."
DEREK: "But why?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be!"
DEREK: "What are you doing?"
PRESTON: "Okay... but why?"
• Rating: 7.6 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 24
