CONSTANCE: "Don’t worry, I only killed three people and none of them were doctors."• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Is she crazy?"
PARAMEDIC: "If you call a murderer crazy."
CONSTANCE: "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about!"
• Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"
• Rating: 6.8 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "A dog is not a replacement for a human being!"
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "I made breakfast."
CRISTINA: "I don't have time for breakfast! I've got to round before anyone else if I want to get the good cases, you know that!"
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "You know, you can't say that you weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex."
MEREDITH: "You dodged a bullet, Izz. You're better off without him."
CRISTINA: "Why are you even surprised? You sleep with a snake, you get bit."
IZZIE: "Thanks, guys... for the support."
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind-blowingly good in bed."
CRISTINA: "Are you trying to seduce us?"
IZZIE: "And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!"
GEORGE: "Hey, I slept with Olivia."
IZZIE: "Well, then you both have bad taste."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "She just smiled at me!"
IZZIE: "A, this is not a competition. And B? My quint kicks your quints' asses."
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
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