CRISTINA: [to Mer] "Oh, nice try with the fancy words. He needs an enema, and the answer is no."• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What the hell is this?"
PRESTON: "It's a key."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?"
CRISTINA: "Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?"
• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Dory, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery."
DEREK: "Hi."
DORY: "Oh, another Dr. Shepherd."
ADDISON: "He's my husband, actually."
DORY: "Seriously?"
DEREK: "Mmm-hmm."
DORY: "Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
ADDISON: "You have no idea."
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
DORY: [to Izzie] "Don't even pretend that you haven't been judging me since the minute we met."
• Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Steve] "There'll be lots of labs, lots of needles, lots of painful procedures. Procedures which might make you wish you never had a penis. You sure you don't want to change your story?"
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Mer & Cristina] "Hey! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here!"
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CRISTINA: "It's not my fault you broke the guy's penis."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He said it's never happened before."
GEORGE: "That's what we all say. I mean they. That's what they all say."
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "What are you doing here... um... Steve?"
STEVE: "I'm having a little problem."
CRISTINA: "Steve, Steve?"
STEVE: "Actually, I'm having a big problem."
MEREDITH: What?
CRISTINA: [staring] "Steve! Hi, Cristina."
STEVE: [to Mer] "Ever since you...and I... um... it won't go away."
MEREDITH: [sees her staring] "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "What? It's right there, looking at me! There are so many things I could say right now. Champ!"
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [holds up key]
MEREDITH: "Burke keyed you?"
CRISTINA: "I got freaking keyed before coffee."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with them?"
CRISTINA: "They're like these 1950s debutantes, one dance and there's a shotgun to your head."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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