ALEX: "I'm a hotshot doctor. I don't have any problems."ROBERT: "You probably don't have any friends, either."
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PRESTON: "It's just a key."
CRISTINA: "Okay. Good, good."
PRESTON: "Or... you could start thinking about moving in with me."
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STEVE: "A needle!? In my penis!?!"
MIRANDA: "Well, the next step is penile infarction or gangrene, so if you want it to fall off..."
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CRISTINA: "Congratulations, you're flaccid."
STEVE: "Never thought I'd be glad to hear that."
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GEORGE: [to Mer] "And hey. Not every guy's a nightmare."
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GEORGE: "Maybe it's a... a m-m-matter of... volume?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, so now I'm a slut?"
GEORGE: "I think you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again."
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MEREDITH: "Please? I would do it for you."
CRISTINA: "You would give Burke an enema?"
MEREDITH: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: [sarcastically] "Uh-huh."
MEREDITH: "Maybe. No. But that's not the point."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, okay. Here's how it goes. I do this for you, and you do every enema I'm assigned to for an entire month."
MEREDITH: "Deal!"
CRISTINA: "Wow, you really don't want to do this."
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IZZIE: [to Alex] "Okay... so, do you feel like doing it now?"
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IZZIE: [to Alex] "Was it me? We seemed to be having a normal time."
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ALEX: "Still not talking to me?"
OLIVIA: "You gave me syphilis! And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say."
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