Richard Webber Quotes (Page 2)
MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."RICHARD: "You’re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant."
• Episode: Let It Be • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You are a surgical junkie. Go home!"
RICHARD: "Adele is already mad. I'm in trouble no matter what ... and there's a wipple happening in OR2."
MIRANDA: "Go home, right now!"
RICHARD: [walking away] "You know this kind of treatment is the reason they call you the Nazi!"
MIRANDA: [smiles] "Happy Thanksgiving."
• Episode: Thanks for the Memories • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "You're not here to make friends, Addison. You're here to make better surgeons. Being a teacher can be a lonely business."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "What kind of idiot lights a cigarette in a hospital?"
DEREK: "Apparently people do idiotic things all the time."
• Episode: What I Am • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Dr. Grey."
MEREDITH: "Chief!"
ELLIS: [jumps up] "Richard!"
RICHARD: "The nurse sayd she hasn't been eating."
ELLIS: "Mmm! You wonderful man!"
RICHARD: "I'm interrupting! I'll go-"
MEREDITH: "No! Chief, You stay and I'll go."
• Episode: Staring at the Sun • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "My son was named after his son. I just need a moment."
• Episode: Six Days (Part II) • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"
• Episode: Time After Time • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MARK: "Why? I mean, did she tell you why?"
DEREK: "What did you do to her, Mark?"
RICHARD: "She didn’t give a reason."
MARK: "Did she tell you where she was going?"
RICHARD: "All she said was she needed some time. To be happy and free, if I recall correctly. Excuse me."
• Episode: The Other Side of This Life • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?"
PRESTON: "Well, I'm always ready for surgery."
DEREK: "I think he's talking about the wedding."
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "If you called me here to lecture me..."
RICHARD: "There's a copy of the interns' exam on the table. And a #2 pencil and a bottle of water and a sandwich if you get hungry. I assigned a proctor and I will come back in a few hours to check on you."
MEREDITH: "You're not my father."
RICHARD: [hugs her] "I know that. I know."
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 109
