RICHARD: [drinking coffee] "You don't know how much I wish this was bourbon."• Season 2, Episode 27: "Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "I know what you're going to say Richard, but if you knew the day I've had-"
RICHARD: "Everybody in this hospital has those days, Addison, and no one makes a scene in front of their peers. Get it together. [pauses] Addison?"
ADDISON: "I can't compete. He's not having an affair. He's not trying to hurt me. He's just... the only people who don't know that Derek loves Meredith are Derek and Meredith. How do I compete with that?"
• Season 2, Episode 24: "17 Seconds" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
• Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "I've been sitting home for a week watching Oprah give away things on T.V. Oprah, Derek!"
• Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "You called my wife?"
DEREK: "You called mine!"
• Season 2, Episode 2: ""Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)"" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Am I interrupting?"
RICHARD: "You're never interrupting."
DEREK: "She's always interrupting."
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "You and I both know she's the best in the field. Bringing Addison out was a business decision. It's nothing personal."
DEREK: "Oh, well, that's a relief. Not personal. It's personal to me!"
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
NURSE: "Chief, Adele just called."
RICHARD: "Please tell her I'm in-"
NURSE: "She knows you're not in surgery and she said to tell you, quote, we're going to our niece's school pageant this morning. You've known about it for months, and after what you pulled on Thanksgiving... then she started using a great many words that I don't feel comfortable repeating."
RICHARD: [sighs] "Look, I have seven surgeons on vacation."
NURSE: "There was something in there about divorce."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: [looking at the board] "Anxiety attacks, aneurysms, and ulcers."
MIRANDA: "Must be December."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "So don't move here for Derek. Move for you."
ADDISON: "Excuse me?"
RICHARD: "With your practice based here, and the money I'll put into promoting you, you'll be one of the biggest names outside Manhattan."
ADDISON: "You're serious?"
RICHARD: "I'm ready to put my money where my mouth is."
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
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