Miranda: I don't talk about sex.Callie: Please. Let's just pretend I never said a single word.
Miranda: I don't talk about sex with anyone, ever. Any kind of sex.
Callie: Bailey I am begging you...
Miranda: Shhhh!!!
• Season 5, Episode 3: "Brave New World" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: The va-jay-jay is undiscovered country. It is the mother land. You've never traveled there... You don't know its customs and ways. Now me? I've always wanted to go to Africa. But if I go, I'm going to have to learn a few things first. I'm going to have to prepare. I'll need shots. Bring my own syringes, in case something goes wrong. And I'll wanna know how to get to the embassy.
Callie: Okay now you've lost me.
Miranda: Just talk about it! Not with me. With the other one.
• Season 5, Episode 3: "Brave New World" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: In Ethiopia, they eat stew of spongy, sour bread. That's not for everyone!
• Season 5, Episode 3: "Brave New World" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: It's awkward. Because she's a colleague and because she's an attending and because she's a ... she. There's been kissing, but ... no touching and what if I'm not into it? What if I'm horrible at all that stuff... south. I've never been south of the border. With a female. I mean, I've never even been over the ... northern mountains, if you know what I'm saying.
Miranda: [stares in silence]
Callie: We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.
• Season 5, Episode 3: "Brave New World" • Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: They got the nerve to be indignant that they aren't on their specialties anymore. They don't have specialties! They should be grateful they're even allowed in this... Are you listening to me?!
Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn.
• Season 5, Episode 3: "Brave New World" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: I have a dream, Yang... That one day a trauma, will come through these doors.... I have a dream.
Cristina: I share that dream.
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Richard: Am I to understand you stole these traumas from Mercy West.
Miranda: I don't know what'cha talkin' about.
Richard: Good job. 'Cause now it's personal.
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: Dr. Karev. What time is it?
Alex: Tomorrow. His insurance expired.
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
George: He punched someone named Harrison.
Miranda: (to Tucker) You punched a child?
George: Apparently there was a graham cracker involved.
Miranda: Over a graham cracker?
George: They said they want you to talk to him.
Miranda: What... he's 14 months old? What do they think I'm going to do, give him a lecture on non-violent conflict resolution?
George: I really don't know.
Miranda: My son punches other children!
• Season 4, Episode 15: "Losing My Mind" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Richard: Alright, Dr. Bailey, I get the joke.
Miranda: See this is a joke to you. I am a single woman. I've been a single woman for some time now, but the very idea that I could have a sexual encounter - a consensual sexual encounter - is a joke to you!
Richard: Dr. Bailey, I...
Miranda: So much so that you would single me out of this entire hospital as the one person who couldn't interest a person of the opposite sex... it's ... it's ... just...
Adele: It's harassment.
Richard: Adele!
Miranda: (slaps Richard's shoulder) Just shame on you sir!
• Season 4, Episode 14: "The Becoming" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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