Bailey: Stevens, I need a nod. A yawn or maybe a little burp. Something that lets me know you're awake and capable of keeping this boy alive.• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: You read up on my surgery?
Miranda: Since it's your first time performing what I understand to be a very cutting-edge surgery, I was hoping you could use another set of hands.
Mark: Fine. You can join Dr. Grey and me.
Miranda: Dr. Grey, who's been banned from the O.R.?
Mark: She's on cappuccino duty.
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: Steve is not a lip reader. None of the interns are lip readers. You'll just have to wait for the attendings to vote. Just like I did when I won.
Cristina: You won your solo surgery?
Miranda: I'm gonna pretend you didn't feel the need to ask me that question Yang, of course I won. I was good. Didn't cut LVAD wires, put my hands on bombs in body cavities, or have my interns operating on themselves. I was special! I was young, gifted and black, and everybody knew it. Attendings knew it, Chief knew it. I didn't have to act like I could read lips. I'd just go about my work, calmly, waiting for my name to get called.
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bailey: You never know Karev, severe abdominal pain could become an appendectomy ...
Alex: Dr. Bailey I am here to help in any way that I can. If there's someone in pain, then I'm there.
• Season 5, Episode 9: "In the Midnight Hour" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: Okay then... she's a little off.
• Season 5, Episode 8: "These Ties That Bind" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: Our cardiac wing is extensive, and well equipped with all-
Dr. Dixon: The first successful heart transplant was performed on September 7, 1896, by Dr. Ludwig Wren, in Frankfurt, Germany.
Miranda: ... okay.
• Season 5, Episode 8: "These Ties That Bind" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alex: I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt...
Miranda: No, please, inter ... Please, update Dr. Dixon on the patient.
Alex: [to Dr. Dixon] Dr. Stevens is prepping your patient for surgery. They scheduled a transplant six years ago, but the heart was too small. So they doubled up and added a donor heart to help his own heart function. They did a piggyback ...
Dr. Dixon: Heterotopic ... transplant. Piggyback is the colloquial name for the procedure. Don't do that.
• Season 5, Episode 8: "These Ties That Bind" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
George: We're operating on robots now?
Alex: Can we please go back to pigs.
Cristina: Yeah, what about people?
Miranda: Well when the Chief decides which one of you gets to do the first solo surgery, you'll wanna be ready.
• Season 5, Episode 7: "Rise Up" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: I do not know what it will be, I do not know when it will be. I do know that the winner should be prepared to do any surgical procedure and will choose one intern to scrub in. So practice your skills, impress your attendings, and do not make me look stupid.
• Season 5, Episode 7: "Rise Up" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: Grey, is that Anatomy Jane?
Meredith: Yes.
Miranda: With the 24 removable organs and the optional parts to simulate pregnancy?
Meredith: Yes. Does that mean I'm out too?
Miranda: No, that means you're in.
• Season 5, Episode 5: "Life During Wartime" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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