Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 6)
GEORGE: "I don't see why I can't at least help with my dad's endoscopy!"MIRANDA: "What part about no working with family do you not understand?"
GEORGE: "I'm not asking to do the procedure-"
MIRANDA: "Fine. Pick an intern. I'm being kind. You want an intern assigned to your Dad's case? Who do you want? Right now! Pick an intern!"
• Episode: Staring at the Sun • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "It's the car's fault, okay?! SUV's have blind spots the size of Jupiter! And yellin' and fightin' and placin' blame is not goin' to help your child!"
• Episode: Staring at the Sun • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."
• Episode: Where The Boys Are • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]
• Episode: Let the Angels Commit • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
ADDISON: "I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to her fiancé."
MIRANDA: "Yet no one is questioning your competence as a surgeon."
ADDISON: "No. What?"
• Episode: Let the Angels Commit • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You know as well as I do it's not about what you look like, or your job, or how successful you are. It's about having people in your life that you love and who love you... that's all that matters."
• Episode: What I Am • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Since when do you 'get out?'"
ADDISON: "Clearly, I'm not myself today."
MIRANDA: "Never would have figured Mark Sloan to be your type."
ADDISON: "He's not... he's not... What is he doing here? He's not supposed to be here. I can't have him here, I can't. He's supposed to be in New York. I can't function with him here. I'm a professional here, people respect me here, but when he's here I'm just... I'm..."
MIRANDA: "A woman who gets the hots for man candy and cheats on her husband."
ADDISON: "That is rude. And unkind. And completely true. And oh my God, what am I gonna do?"
MIRANDA: "For starters, you can keep your knees closed in his presence."
ADDISON: "Miranda!"
MIRANDA: "You asked. And also, you can remember, that no man, not Derek, not Mark, defines who you are."
• Episode: What I Am • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
ADDISON: "I'm desirable Amanda."
MIRANDA: "Miranda."
ADDISON: "Right. Joe, I'm desirable right?"
JOE: "I have a boyfriend."
ADDISON: "Be that as it may, I don't need to tell you how wildly attractive I am. Wildly attractive!"
JOE: "You are. Your wildly attractive cab is here."
ADDISON: "It is?"
JOE: "Told me to call a cab at 10. It's 10."
ADDISON: "It is? I guess that's for the best huh?"
MIRANDA: "I would say so."
• Episode: I Am a Tree • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
[whispering about the panties]
CRISTINA: "Yours?"
MEREDITH: "This is bad, this isn't good."
CRISTINA: "You better claim them. She thinks they are mine. Claim them!"
MEREDITH: "No!"
MIRANDA: "I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always."
• Episode: I Am a Tree • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You can tell me... who's damn panties are on the bulletin board!?"
• Episode: I Am a Tree • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 144
