GEORGE: "You know Joe?"MIRANDA: "Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me."
GEORGE: "Oh, so you and Joe..."
MIRANDA: "All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty." [Slaps George] "That's why you got syphilis."
MIRANDA: "Oh come on. All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty." [slaps George] "That's why you got syphilis."
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Hi! I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie."
MIRANDA: "I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change."
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to the interns]: "I may be 47 weeks pregnant and on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear everything, I know every thing. I’m watching each and every one of you, and I will return."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Dr. Webber, who was convinced she was looking at another hospital] "I'm pregnant, you blind moron!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
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