MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Besides, if I'm not going home, nobody's going home!" [walking away, shaking her head] "Ten years of marriage and I don't even get to finish my lobster!"
• Season 2, Episode 6: "Into You Like a Train" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."
• Season 2, Episode 17: "(As We Know It)" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to the interns] "I've been gone for two weeks. Two weeks and you ran off two residents? I've got people phoning me at home, screaming, telling me my interns are a bunch of Rosemary's Babies. Nobody wants you! Do you think I have time for this? I'm pregnant. I'm supposed to be on bed rest. I'm supposed to be growing a human being. I'm supposed to be calm. Do I look calm? Did I raise you fools to be pariahs?"
GEORGE: [hugs her] "You're back."
MIRANDA: "I'm not back."
GEORGE: "You're not?"
MIRANDA: "Get off me."
GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "What?!"
GEORGE: "What do you want me to tell Dr. Montgomery Shepherd when she answers her page?"
MIRANDA: [watches her water break] "You can tell her my contractions are 10 minutes apart and my water just broke all over your shoes!"
• Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..." • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Go away. I don't want to see any of you until after this baby is born, which, if he stays on schedule and does like I told him to, should be in about four and a half hours."
• Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..." • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "What are you people doing out here?"
RICHARD: "Are you alright? Can I get you anything?"
MIRANDA: "Hmm. Well, a boy the size of a 10-pound bowling ball is trying to work it’s way out of my body. Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?"
RICHARD: "Uh... well..."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think so."
• Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..." • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
PATIENT: "I was struck by lightning."
MEREDITH: "You mean you fell out of a tree that was hit by lightning."
PATIENT: "Same difference."
MIRANDA: "Actually, medically, it's not the same difference. And it would be helpful if, from now on, you told us the whole truth!"
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Superstition" • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "This is great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet..."
IZZIE: "Cristina!?"
MIRANDA: "Yang, did you really just say that?"
CRISTINA: "Say what?"
GEORGE: "The 'q' word."
IZZIE: "That's like saying 'Macbeth' in the theater."
CRISTINA: "Oh please. You think because someone says its quiet that it will mean…"
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Superstition" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "What is it with bikes. Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."
• Season 1, Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "I see you in there."
MIRANDA: "No, you don’t."
RICHARD: "Your husband was discharged over an hour ago."
MIRANDA: "I'm not here."
RICHARD: "Go home. You're not working today. You're on maternity leave."
MIRANDA: [shuts door] "Exactly!"
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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