RICHARD: [looking at the board] "Anxiety attacks, aneurysms, and ulcers."MIRANDA: "Must be December."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [shakes her head] "Pissing off the nurses. Stupid move."
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [steps in front of Derek] "No. Turn around and walk away."
DEREK: "From what?"
MIRANDA: "From my intern!"
DEREK: "No, I wasn’t going-"
MIRANDA: "Yes you were. Come on. You can’t do this. You don’t have the right. Not anymore."
DEREK: "I just want to find out if she's okay."
MIRANDA: "She's not. She's a human traffic accident, and everybody's slowing down to look at the wreckage. She's doing the best she can with what she has left, and I know you can't see this, 'cause you're in it, but you can't help her now! You'll only make it worse. So walk away. Go!"
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You three -- how about you brush up on how not to embarrass me in front of the Attendings, or I'll see to it that your hearts stop beating. We clear?"
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "I will NOT be mommytracked, you understand?"
DEREK: "I need an intern."
MIRANDA: "Well, you're getting me. I'm not gonna be mommytracked!"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Dr. Bailey, what's wrong?"
MIRANDA: "I went and had a baby, that's what's wrong. Now you don't see my name anywhere on that board. I stopped being a doctor and started being a mother!"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."
PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Besides, if I'm not going home, nobody's going home!" [walking away, shaking her head] "Ten years of marriage and I don't even get to finish my lobster!"
• Season 2, Episode 6: "Into You Like a Train" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."
• Season 2, Episode 17: "(As We Know It)" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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