MIRANDA: "What's going on between Stevens and Denny? is it a crush, some innocent flirtation? Or is Stevens actually crossing the line?"MEREDITH: "Well, I know she likes him, but I can't imagine Izzie would do that."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think you and Yang would be stupid enough to fall for your attendings, but I was wrong about that, wasn't I."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, well, it's okay. I'm knitting these days and I'm actually thinking about accepting a date, with a vet!"
MIRANDA: "Grey, do you really think I care?
MEREDITH: "No."
MIRANDA: "Good. Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought."
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "When you operate, the rest of the world goes away. No thirst, pain... but it's not that way when you're sharing your body with another person."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: [looking at the board] "Anxiety attacks, aneurysms, and ulcers."
MIRANDA: "Must be December."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [shakes her head] "Pissing off the nurses. Stupid move."
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [steps in front of Derek] "No. Turn around and walk away."
DEREK: "From what?"
MIRANDA: "From my intern!"
DEREK: "No, I wasn’t going-"
MIRANDA: "Yes you were. Come on. You can’t do this. You don’t have the right. Not anymore."
DEREK: "I just want to find out if she's okay."
MIRANDA: "She's not. She's a human traffic accident, and everybody's slowing down to look at the wreckage. She's doing the best she can with what she has left, and I know you can't see this, 'cause you're in it, but you can't help her now! You'll only make it worse. So walk away. Go!"
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You three -- how about you brush up on how not to embarrass me in front of the Attendings, or I'll see to it that your hearts stop beating. We clear?"
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "I will NOT be mommytracked, you understand?"
DEREK: "I need an intern."
MIRANDA: "Well, you're getting me. I'm not gonna be mommytracked!"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Dr. Bailey, what's wrong?"
MIRANDA: "I went and had a baby, that's what's wrong. Now you don't see my name anywhere on that board. I stopped being a doctor and started being a mother!"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
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