MIRANDA: "You want to tell me what that was all about?"IZZIE: "Nothing. He's probably just crazy or something... Bethany Whisper."
MIRANDA: "What?"
IZZIE: "Bethany Whisper. I did a new Bethany Whisper lingerie ad, he saw it in a magazine."
MIRANDA: "You had time to pose for magazines?"
IZZIE: "No, the shoot was last year, it just came out.
MIRANDA: "So, because he saw you in a thong..."
IZZIE: "No! It was not a thong!"
MIRANDA: "You're hiding out in the hallway?"
IZZIE: "I just think it might be easier if you assign another intern."
MIRANDA: "Easy is not in your job description. You are a doctor. He is a patient. He's your patient! Biopsy these! If they come back positive, I expect to see you in surgery. You're on this! You hear me? "
• Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"
STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
STEVE: "A needle!? In my penis!?!"
MIRANDA: "Well, the next step is penile infarction or gangrene, so if you want it to fall off..."
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Steve] "There'll be lots of labs, lots of needles, lots of painful procedures. Procedures which might make you wish you never had a penis. You sure you don't want to change your story?"
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Mer & Cristina] "Hey! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here!"
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "I'm not a people person."
MIRANDA: "No kidding."
• Season 1, Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."
• Season 1, Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You are a surgical junkie. Go home!"
RICHARD: "Adele is already mad. I'm in trouble no matter what ... and there's a wipple happening in OR2."
MIRANDA: "Go home, right now!"
RICHARD: [walking away] "You know this kind of treatment is the reason they call you the Nazi!"
MIRANDA: [smiles] "Happy Thanksgiving."
• Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Dr. Kent."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Yes."
MIRANDA: "I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you-"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. I don't like mistakes."
MIRANDA: "I don't make mistakes."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR -- this guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?"
MIRANDA: "The Nazi?"
VISITING DOCTOR: "He gets a great word of mouth, a stellar rep. Balls the size of Texas."
MIRANDA: "That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Do you know him or not?"
MIRANDA: "Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out."
VISITING DOCTOR: "For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain three. Page me if you get confused."
MIRANDA: "I'll be sure to do that."
• Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Surgeries, Grey! Lots and lots of surgeries. The stupidity of the human race, Grey. Be thankful for that."
• Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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