DEREK: "How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?" [pauses] "I've been practicing that."MIRANDA: "You have too much time on your hands."
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Who's Zoomin' Who?" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Dr. Bailey, I want off the psychic case, I'll take whatever you've got. Can I switch?"
MIRANDA: "Ask nicely."
CRISTINA: "What? This is me doing nicely."
• Season 1, Episode 8: "Save Me" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "Paging Dr. Karev-ian!" [laughs]
MIRANDA: "What did you just say?"
GEORGE: "Um, it, it's a joke, Kevorkian, Karev-ian... Alex Karev?"
MIRANDA: "I get the joke. I just don't think it's funny. You see this O'Malley? I make one mistake with this scalpel and this man's dead. My husband, he makes mistakes at his job all the time. As far as I know he's never killed anyone but I have. And YOU WILL. Alex did. He made a math mistake and a man died for it. Run that past your accountant. See how he'd feel if every mistake he made, someone ended up dead. You don't have to like Alex, you don't have to care about him, but you damn well have to be on his side."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "You know they call you the Nazi."
MIRANDA: "So I've heard."
• Season 1, Episode 6: "If Tomorrow Never Comes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Miranda."
MIRANDA: "Excuse me?"
DEREK: "Well, that's your name right? It's on your jacket. Fine, I'll just call you Bailey then."
MIRANDA: "You know you think you're charming... in that talented, neurotic, overly moussed hair sort of way. Good for you. But if you think I'm gonna stand back and watch while you favor her-"
DEREK: "I don't favor her. She's good."
MIRANDA: "I'm sure she is."
DEREK: "You know, can I point out, technically, that I'm your boss."
MIRANDA: "You don't scare me. Look, I'm not gonna advertise your extracurricular activates with my intern. However next time I see you favoring Meredith Grey in any way, I'll make sure she doesn't see the inside of an OR. For a month. Just for the sake of balance!"
• Season 1, Episode 6: "If Tomorrow Never Comes" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: [in the car] "Sounds like the party's winding down. We should probably sneak inside now."
MEREDITH: "I think we've done enough sneaking for tonight. It was good sneaking, but enough sneaking."
DEREK: "Yeah, I'd say we're pretty good sneakers."
MIRANDA: [knocks on the window] "You mind moving this tail wagon? You are blocking me in."
DEREK: "Apparently not good enough."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to 23 hours a day. See how deranged you are then."
CRISTINA: "She's a murderer."
MIRANDA: "I didn't say she wasn't. I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is, you'd swallow the entire razor."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."
CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 6.8 / 10 • Permalink
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