MIRANDA: "Anything I can get for you, Dr. Burke?"PRESTON: "No, I'm fine."
MIRANDA: "There, there must be something."
PRESTON: "It would be nice to have some ice chips. And, uh... a touch of morphine, if I'm allowed. And... Cristina."
MIRANDA: "Coming right up. [pauses] Where is Cristina? Where are... where are all the little suck-ups?"
PRESTON: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "My interns. My ass-kissing, surgery-hungry, competitive suck-ups. Where are they? Why aren’t they here fetching you ice chips and morphine? You know something."
PRESTON: "I'm a patient."
MIRANDA: "Preston Xavier Burke, what have you done with my suck-ups?"
• Episode: Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "It would concern me if you were making medical decisions based on how Dr. Stevens might feel about it."
DENNY: "Well, in that case, I say that we do this thing. Screw that dizzy, blonde, doctor girl!"
MIRANDA: "That's not helping, Denny."
DENNY: "No?"
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "How are you feeling this morning, Denny?"
DENNY: "Great. I'd be even greater if you'd get me off this machine."
MIRANDA: "Ha. Denny, you know I would. But then your heart would stop beating and Dr. Burke would yell at me and that'd make for a very bad day for both of us."
MEREDITH: "Is he a candidate for the portable LVAD?"
DENNY: "Now see, that's what I'm talking about. Half the size, twice the fun."
MIRANDA: "I see you've been doing your research."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Dr. Stevens, unless Mr. Duquette's heart has just grown a brain, you are currently not doing your job."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Go take care of Dr. Grey."
GEORGE: [hugs her] "Yes. Thank you. She needs a friend right now."
MIRANDA: [silence]
GEORGE: "Oh... her mother."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
BAILEY: "Izzie, both Dr. Shepherds need an intern up on ICU."
IZZIE: "Wait... both of them, together? Me, by myself, with the two married people who hate each other?"
BAILEY: "Go. Cristina, you're on the thoracotomy."
CRISTINA: "With Burke? I can't have the hateful married couple instead?"
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do you have a problem?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Do you have a mocha latte?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Then go away."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "What's going on between Stevens and Denny? is it a crush, some innocent flirtation? Or is Stevens actually crossing the line?"
MEREDITH: "Well, I know she likes him, but I can't imagine Izzie would do that."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think you and Yang would be stupid enough to fall for your attendings, but I was wrong about that, wasn't I."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, well, it's okay. I'm knitting these days and I'm actually thinking about accepting a date, with a vet!"
MIRANDA: "Grey, do you really think I care?
MEREDITH: "No."
MIRANDA: "Good. Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "When you operate, the rest of the world goes away. No thirst, pain... but it's not that way when you're sharing your body with another person."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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