Miranda: I'm rising above... I'm rising above and do not want to be crossed while I'm busy rising.• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: You should direct your questions to Dr. Bailey, Stevens.
Cristina: Oh, we’re directing our questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Oh, not you, just Stevens.
Miranda: Why is Stevens directing her questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Because she’s been sleeping with my husband. Alrighty then, have a good day.
Cristina: [to Mer] This is more disturbing than your bag full of Mommy.
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: People are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anyone does anything.
• Season 4, Episode 4: "The Heart of the Matter" • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Bailey: Would you look at the residents, big snazzy residents, standing around playing with housewares.
Christina: Turn a blind eye and the soup tureen's yours.
• Season 4, Episode 2: "Love/Addiction" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "You didn't go to the wedding either."
GEORGE: "No."
MIRANDA: "I am so sorry George."
GEORGE: "So, um. What do I do now?"
MIRANDA: "You fail your intern test, you have two options: You can walk away from being a surgical resident altogether, or you can start from the very beginning."
GEORGE: "Repeat my internship? No. I can’t... I can’t."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 6.4 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Did I fail you, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No... no. I failed you."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."
• Season 3, Episode 20: "Time After Time" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "When you see her, you’ll know what to do. It must be nice to know she has parents like this, that fight for her, think about what she wants, trying to make her happy, like you would. Doesn’t mean you don’t want that girl to want you."
IZZIE: "Yeah."
• Season 3, Episode 20: "Time After Time" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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