MIRANDA: "So, doctors, why aren't we attempting to reattach the severed penis?"CRISTINA: "Because teeth don't slice, they tear. If she had wanted to chop it off, things might be different. Plus, the digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh to work with."
MIRANDA: "So, how do we proceed?"
CRISTINA: "Sew him up... minus a large part of the family jewels."
MIRANDA: "The outlook?"
MEREDITH: "He'll be urinating out of bag for a very long time."
CRISTINA: "Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again."
MEREDITH: [sarcastically] "Oh, too bad."
CRISTINA: "A shame."
MIRANDA: "Let's all take a moment to grieve."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "You know what you need?"
MEREDITH: "No... It’s sick and twisted. We said last time was the last time."
GEORGE: "Nancy Reagan lied. You can't just say no. C’mon."
MEREDITH: "You know what would happen if anyone knew?"
GEORGE: "I'm doing it. You can come with me or you can stay here and be miserable."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [looking at babies] "Look at you! You’re so cute with your little yellow hat!"
MEREDITH: [smiles] "You are such a woman."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We have... custody of a penis?"
RICHARD: "Yes. Until the cops come for it."
MEREDITH: "Okay, well, what am I supposed to do with the penis?"
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, you know. Just sitting here with my penis."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "What the... what the hell is this? Does anybody know what this is?"
MEREDITH: "Oh my God."
PRESTON: [holds body part] "What is it, Grey?"
MEREDITH: "She bit it off-"
PRESTON: "What is it? Spit it out, Grey."
MEREDITH: "That's his.. penis."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "It's all about lines. The finish line at the end of residency, waiting in line for a chance at the operating table, and then there’s the most important line, the line separating you from the people you work with. It doesn’t help to get too familiar to make friends. You need boundaries, between you and the rest of the world. Other people are far too messy. It’s all about lines... drawing lines in the sand and praying like hell no one crosses them."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "I can't think of a single reason why I should be a surgeon, but I can think of a thousand reasons why I should quit. They make it hard on purpose. There are lives in our hands. There comes a moment when it's more than just a game, and you either take that step forward or turn around and walk away. I could quit, but here's the thing. I love the playing field."
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "You should get some sleep, you look like crap."
MEREDITH: "I look better than you."
CRISTINA: "That’s not possible."
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We should forget it ever happened."
DEREK: "What? You sleeping with me last night? Or you throwing me out this morning? 'Cause both are fond memories I'd like to hang on to."
MEREDITH: "No, there will be no more memories. I'm not the girl in the bar anymore and you're not the guy. This can't exist. You get that, right?"
DEREK: "You took advantage of me and now you want to forget it?"
MEREDITH: "I did not take-"
DEREK: "I was drunk vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage."
MEREDITH: "Okay. I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking."
DEREK: "Maybe not today, but last night I was very good looking. I had on my red shirt, my good-looking shirt, and you took advantage."
MEREDITH: "I did not!"
DEREK: "Would you like to take advantage again, say Friday night?"
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
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