MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."
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GEORGE: "I ordered Chinese food!"
MEREDITH: "I hate Chinese food!"
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ALEX: "God, I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. It. Is. Awesome! You gotta smell me."
MEREDITH: "I don't want to smell you."
ALEX: [wraps arms around Mer] "Oh, yes you do!"
MEREDITH: [shoves Alex] "You've gotta to be kidding me! I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy problems and family problems... You wanna act like a little frat boy bitch, that's fine. You wanna take credit for your saves and everybody elses, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record you smell like crap!" [Derek walks in]
ALEX: [shrugs] "She attacked me." [Meredith attacks]
DEREK: [steps in] "Meredith, Meredith!" [to Alex] "You know, you might want to leave, before I change my mind and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists."
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MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."
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DEREK: "You're asking for my advice? Now who’s chasing who?"
MEREDITH: "Not funny, this is important."
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DEREK: "You make out with patients now?"
MEREDITH: "What, are you jealous?"
DEREK: "I don't get jealous."
MEREDITH: "We had sex. Once."
DEREK: "And we kissed in an elevator."
MEREDITH: "And we kissed in an elevator. Once."
DEREK: "No, seriously. Go out with me."
MEREDITH: "No."
DEREK: "You know, I almost died today. Yeah, I came like this close. How would you feel if I died and you didn't get a chance to go out with me?"
MEREDITH: "Get over yourself already."
DEREK: "C’mon!"
MEREDITH: "It’s the chase, isn't it?"
DEREK: "What?"
MEREDITH: "The thrill of the chase. I've been wondering to myself, why are you so hell-bent on getting me to go out with you? You know you're my boss. You know it’s against the rules. You know I keep saying no. It’s the chase."
DEREK: "Well... its fun isn't it?"
MEREDITH: "You see! This is a game to you, but not to me. Because, unlike you, I still have something to prove."
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VIPER: [kisses Meredith] "That was for good luck. Don't worry darling. You'll see me again."
MEREDITH: "For your sake, I hope not!"
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MEREDITH: "Well, you realize you're leaving against medical advice and I strongly urge you to stay."
VIPER: "The frat guy said I could go."
MEREDITH: The frat guy is an ass. You at least have to sign an AMA form."
VIPER: "Fine, I will do anything you want me to."
MEREDITH: "What is with you guys and your need to dirty everything up?"
VIPER: "I don't know. Maybe it’s the testosterone, eh?"
MEREDITH: "Maybe, you might want to see a doctor about that too."
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MEREDITH: "Look, you really have to let me take you for some tests. Run a CT. You could have internal bleeding."
VIPER: "No, thank you, I’ve got a race to get back to."
MEREDITH: "Why? You can't win now anyway."
VIPER: "There’s a party at the finish line. Want to meet me there?"
MEREDITH: [smiles] "One test. A CT. I'll have you out of here in an hour."
VIPER: "Can't do it, gotta go!"
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VIPER: "You've got a nice touch. And by the way, you are good looking, babe."
MEREDITH: "Seriously, do you actually think you have a shot here?"
VIPER: "I actually think I have a shot anywhere."
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