HANK: "Is, uh, Izzie Stevens..."CRISTINA: "You must be Hank... he's very large and hockey-like. No, Izzie's not here right now."
GEORGE: "You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies."
HANK: "Izzie said she was going to be at home, she didn't say there was gonna be a party."
MEREDITH: "Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila? It helps."
HANK: "When do you think she’s gonna get here?"
MEREDITH: "Don’t know. But we’re low on ice, Hank."
HANK: "I’m serious."
MEREDITH: "So am I. We’re interns, Hank. Hospital owns us. It’s what we do."
HANK: [leaves]
GEORGE: "Bye."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [playing cards] "Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?"
GEORGE: "Surgery is very serious business."
CRISTINA: [burps]
GEORGE: "Full house."
CRISTINA: "Royal flush. Get naked, baby boy!"
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Where is Izzie?!"
GEORGE: "She didn’t clear it with you?"
MEREDITH: "This was supposed to be a meet-the-boyfriend, get together little thing."
GEORGE: "I... Iz-izzie has a lot of friends."
MEREDITH: "Izzie doesn’t know this many people."
GEORGE: "I told her to clear it with you."
MEREDITH: "I can’t handle this."
GEORGE: "You want me to kick everyone out? I’m gonna kick everyone out."
CRISTINA: [drunk] "Baby! You made it! Woo!"
MEREDITH: [pauses] "Screw it."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Izzie I'm going to kill you."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Forget about the party."
MEREDITH: "You know about the party?"
DEREK: "Your friends will be at the party. You and I can be alone somewhere else."
MEREDITH: "How do you know about the party?"
DEREK: "Thanks for not inviting me, by the way. That felt good. Dinner, think about dinner, perfect opportunity."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Well, let me take you out to dinner tonight. You can tell me all about it. Real food, waiters, big chunks of carbs in a basket."
MEREDITH: "I can’t."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Remember when you were a kid and your biggest worry was, like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast. Being an adult? Totally overrated. I mean seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. Adulthood is responsibility. Responsibility, it really does suck. Really, really sucks. Adults have to be places and do things and earn a living and pay the rent. And if you're training to be a surgeon, holding a human heart in your hands, hello? Talk about responsibility. Kind of makes bikes and cookies look really, really good, doesn't it? The scariest part about responsibility? When you screw up and let it slip right through your fingers."
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Four hundred years ago, another English guy had an opinion on being alone. John Donne. He thought we were never alone. Of course it was fancier when he said it. No man is an island entire onto himself. Boil down that island talk and he just means that all anyone needs is someone to step in and let us know we're not alone. And who's to say that someone can't have four legs. Someone to play with, or run around with, or just hang out."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "You're still you?"
DEREK: "I'm still me."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You tell me to cut my losses, that I'm better off without him, and as soon as I turn my back..."
MEREDITH: "C'mon! Alex and I are kind of friends."
IZZIE: "Since when? When did you and Alex become friends?"
MEREDITH: "Don't you think you're overreacting? It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."
IZZIE: "Why not, you've slept with everyone else."
• Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
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