MEREDITH: "It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek vet. He's Doc's vet. He's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?"CRISTINA: "Wait, did you say vet?"
MEREDITH: [nods] "Mmm-hmm."
CRISTINA: "Like, animals? You can't date a vet, he's not even a real doctor."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Obviously I can't go out with him, right?"
ALEX: "Do I look like a chick to you? Do I look like I care about yeast cream or tingling feelings? He's not on drugs or in jail or keeping body parts in his basement. If you wanna do 'em, do 'em."
MEREDITH: "Not do him. Date him. I'm not doing anybody. I'm knitting."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
FINN: "So you and Derek... are you together?"
MEREDITH: "Uhhh... Derek and I are, um, just friends. He's married and I am knitting a sweater. And, um, well, I guess I'm rambling which I tend to do a lot lately and I just wish that someone would just tell me to shut... My point is uh ... we're, um... he's married and I'm knitting a sweater."
FINN: "I see. So, you're single?"
MEREDITH: "Single?"
FINN: "I ask because I was wondering if you would like to go out with me."
MEREDITH: "Out, with you?"
FINN: "On a date. Tonight."
MEREDITH: "A date? Tonight?"
FINN: "And you're repeating everything I say so you can buy yourself some time and figure out a way to let me down easy. It's okay, you know, I get it."
MEREDITH: "No. I... I... um... you know you're very... it's just that if I were, you would... Not dating!"
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [to George] "What are you doing with Olivia? You're letting her think you're emotionally available. You're letting her think she has a chance. And there is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don't."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [to Derek] "I am a sink with an open drain, and anything you say runs straight out." [storms off]
GEORGE: "She probably could have used a better metaphor."
IZZIE: "Give her a break, she's got a hangover."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they have a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you."
CRISTINA: "It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like it was a business trans- Like he was the boss of me!"
MEREDITH: "He is the boss of you."
CRISTINA: "What's worse is that I care."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [narrating] "I have an aunt who whenever she poured anything for you she would say 'Say when.' My aunt would say 'say when," and of course, we never did. We don't say when because there's something about the possibility, of more. More tequila, more love. More anything. More is better."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "To be a good surgeon you have to think like a surgeon. Emotions are messy. Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean sterile room where the procedure is simple. Cut, suture, and close. But sometimes you’re faced with a cut that won’t heal. A cut that rips its stitches wide open. They say that practice makes perfect."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Meredith, I understand..."
MEREDITH: "Do you? Somehow I doubt it. Because if you did, you would shut up, turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you over in the parking lot!"
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Lip gloss. I wore my new lip gloss because my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini and I'm like, me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that?"
GEORGE: "It's not that crazy, you know... smart. Lip gloss prevents chapped lips. You... was that ex-boyfriend?"
MEREDITH: "I am an evil mistress."
GEORGE: "But still... you look nice."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
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