Mark: It's dangerous. People who carry guns are more likely to fire them.Derek: Oh I'm ready to fire it. That's not the problem, she's the problem. She spooks easy. I have to fire at the right time, the right way. Otherwise, she'll panic and bolt. She's not ready. You think she's ready?
Mark: I dunno. More importantly, if you don't know you shouldn't do anything until you do know.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: Woah... what is that?
Derek: What you think it is.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: Little Grey.
Lexie: It's not Little Grey. It's Lexie. And I'm sorry that I broke... that I hurt you. And I'm sorry that you're humiliated. But I'm not going anywhere. I've got a friend who is guarding the door. A good friend. And since no-one is going to be coming in, I'm now going to climb into bed with you and stroke your hair. Because that's what I like to have done for me, when I'm hurt.
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie (to Owen): Can you do it?
Mark: Him? No. He's a meatballer.
Callie: He is meticulous and he will keep his mouth shut.
Owen: I've done operations like this before. It's not that complicated.
Mark: Guys run into this problem on the battlefield, do they?
Owen: I don't think you and I should talk about how guys run into this.
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Owen: We should operate and then you can kill yourself.
Mark: Oh God.
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Owen: Yeah, that's a penile fracture.
Mark: Oh, I'm going to kill myself.
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: Oh my god, are you okay?
Mark: No!
Lexie: It's bent in the middle. I think you broke it.
Mark: Get Torres! Go!
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: Mrs. Shepherd's coming... to Seattle?
Lexie: So?
Mark: So that woman practically raised me...taught me right from wrong. If she found that I was ... with you ... that we were... You're Meredith Grey's little sister. You are forbidden fruit. You are twenty-five. You're a fetus.
Lexie: Twenty-four. I skipped third grade.
Mark: I feel dirty.
• Season 5, Episode 12: "Sympathy for the Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Why do you have to live in Meredith's attic? How am I supposed to sneak out of here with a frat party going on downstairs? Don't you kids ever sleep?
Lexie: They're cleaning the house for Dr. Shepherd's mom.
• Season 5, Episode 12: "Sympathy for the Devil" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Carolyn: You've been avoidng me.
Mark: What? No.
Carolyn: You've got that same look on your face as you did when you were ten years old. You put Derek's favorite frog into the microwave.
• Season 5, Episode 12: "Sympathy for the Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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