Callie: You realize that as your doctor I'm not recommending this right?Mark: I need to get through my surgeries today.
Callie: Oh you're gonna get through them. You're just gonna be in a world of hurt later.
• Season 5, Episode 17: "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lexie: HI!
Mark: HAND!
Lexie: Hand! Oh god! I'm sorry! I forgot. I'm so sorry. I feel terrible, about everything. About the fight, and your hand, and Derek. You know he's not doing so well, I really think that you should talk to him.
Mark: I should talk to him?
Lexie: Mhmm.
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Mark: What are you doing?
Callie: I went all... say anything on the peades surgeon, in front of the peds surgeons date. So now I am hiding from the peades surgeon.
Mark: Hm, mature.
Callie: Um, you got in a fist fight. No judging!
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Callie: It's still swollen. I'd give it another day of rest.
Mark: I haven't operated in 3 days!
Callie: Don't hit people with your scalpel hand. Have you talked to him yet?
Mark: He threw the first punch.
Callie: You did catch him at a bad time.
Mark: So he lost a patient. Boo hoo! We're surgeons. We're men. We lose patients. It doesn't give him the right to go around behaving like a drunk frat boy. Now I'm supposed to go crawling back begging for his forgiveness?
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Mark: Dr. Grey. It would appear that congratulations are in order.
Lexie: Thank you, Dr. Sloan.
Mark: And I'd also like it acknowledged that I offer these congratulations, professionally and respectfully, without any innuendo or inappropriate body language.
Lexie: Acknowledged, Dr. Sloan.
• Season 5, Episode 15: "Before and After" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: You're an idiot. What is your problem?
Mark: He is proposing to her. That makes Little Her, his little sister. And I can't sleep with any more sisters. And she's young. And I'm her boss.
Callie: And I'm celibate.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Well, you're all set here, I'll leave you to it.
Derek: Thanks.
Mark: Congratulations.
Derek: Thanks.
[phone rings]
Derek: Addison? ... What happened?
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: This is stupid. She's gonna hate this.
Mark: What? Flowers? Girls love this crap.
Derek: It's cliche. I'm a cliche!
Mark: Cliches became cliches for a reason. Because they worked. It's great isn't it. When you feel so strongly for someone and it's not just about the sex, it is... it's true.
Derek: Ha, ha, ha... you should not talk like that.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Richard: It's the opening page of your marriage. It can determine the entire game. You've gotta go all out. Now your plan should include: Flowers, candles, exotic foods, live musicians, and a row boat. Sky writing is not out of the question. You've gotta go...
Meredith: Dr. Shepherd.
Derek: Yes?
Richard: Ah, you've gotta... um... hmm... yeah.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: [sees Mer walk by, clears throat] So what did you use, like, a twist drill for that?
Derek: Oh no, you don't want a partial propriatal heamatoma! [laughs]
Meredith: Hi.... [walks away]
Owen: Good luck.
Derek: Ahhh... Please don't tell anybody else ok? I thought I could trust you.
Mark: Of course you can trust me.
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