Derek: Pathetic.Mark: Ass!
Lexie: [eats more]
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Dad, Mark is just a friend. I'm happy now. Ok. I'm dating someone now, and I'm happy. Ok?
(Mr Torres lets go of Mark)
Mark: Ah, woah...
Mr Torres: So you're dating again. Well, that's good. That's healthy. I'd like to meet this new gentleman suitor.
Callie: Yeah. Yeah, no, um, sh... They're pretty busy cos they're a doctor here. But, um, you'll love them. You will love them. Because, they're smart, and funny, and both handsome and beautiful and very supportive. Daddy, please be ok with this. (bring Arizona over) Dad. This is Arizona Robins. This is who I'm dating now.
Arizona: And, I really hope you draw the line at throwing women against walls.
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Callie: Run! Run for your life!
George: What do you mean run for my life?
(Mr Torres grabs George)
Mark: Woah!
Callie: Oh my god, Dad!
Mr Torres: Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you right now!
Callie: Dad! Stop it!
Mr Torres: You committed adultery.
Callie: Who hasn't? I slept with him, before we were divorced. So, technically George isn't the only one who cheated.
(Mr Torres grabs Mark)
Callie: Oh god!
Mr Torres: Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill YOU right now!
Mark: Mark Sloan, pleasure to meet you.
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: That's it. Both of you in the hall now! You really think that was ok? You think that was doctorly?
Mark: (to interns) Go find something else to do. What the hell is going on with you?
Izzie: They were making completely inappropriate jokes at the expense of the patient, right in front of him. I have been trying to teach them and, they were cruel and inappropriate.
Mark: Ok, they were inappropriate. You know what else is inappropriate? This. You. This case is my baby. I've spent 3 years planning for it and you and your emotional life are not about to piss all over it. You're off the case.
Izzie: No, he needs me in there with him. You can't leave him alone with those interns.
Mark: Ok, fine. You wanna be there for his feelings you can be there before and after the surgery. But you're not coming in my OR. Whatever's going on with you Stevens, you'd better get it under control.
• Season 5, Episode 18: "Stand By Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: O'Malley, Grey, I need you on pre ops and post ops.
Meredith: But, there's the biggest surgery in the world happening here today.
Miranda: Yes, and half our attendings are involved. Which is why we need strong residents on pre ops and post ops. Yang, you're with me today. Your moving to the big leagues.
Meredith: What?
George: She gets a solo?
Cristina: Today?
Miranda: Nice old lady with a hernia. You're gonna fix it.
Meredith: Congratulations. I know I should seem more enthusiastic, but I'm not that big a person.
Cristina: Don't worry about it.
George: Is it wrong to have hatred in your heart?
• Season 5, Episode 18: "Stand By Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
George: Dr. Sloan, you only need one resident?
Mark: Wait for Bailey. There's already gonna be enough of a crowd.
Meredith: What the hell?
• Season 5, Episode 18: "Stand By Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: Ah, Stevens, Grey.
Meredith: Yes!
Mark: No, the other Grey.
Lexie: Really? Great.
Meredith: Great.
Mark: You did an awesome job in there. Call me after the pre op labs come in.
• Season 5, Episode 18: "Stand By Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Miranda: Ah Chief, I need to ask you something
Richard: Sloan, have you heard from Derek?
Mark: No.
Richard: Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? Oh! Meredith!
Meredith: No, I don't know how he is. I've heard nothing. Nothing today, nothing yesterday, and nothing the day before that. And no, I will not go back out there.
• Season 5, Episode 18: "Stand By Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lexie: Yes, the odds are against us. I'm a one woman wrecking ball, all I do is break you. Your hand, your penis, your relationships, your life. I'd say our survival rate is about 3 percent. And that's, that's, that's bad. But, it's not nothing. And I don't think we should give up on this. At least not yet because...
Mark: (puts finger to Lexie's lips)
Lexie: Okay.
Mark: You think you broke me little Grey? You're the one that put me back together.
• Season 5, Episode 17: "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Have you heard of a... Doctor Nelson in Neuro?
Callie: Oh yeah. Haha, shadow Shepherd.
Mark: Shadow Shepherd?
Callie: Yeah, he's a solid surgeon, but sort of the JV player to Shepherd's Varsity. The B team to Shepherd's A. The brick layer to Shepherd's architect.
Mark: I get it! Just 'cause a guy doesn't publish fancy clinical trials, or takes on flashy surgeries, or has creepy perfect hair, he's less of a man?
Callie: Kinda.
• Season 5, Episode 17: "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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