Callie: (on the phone) Yes or no? I need a yes or a no!Mark: Hey.
Callie: Ok, I'll be here waiting!
Mark: You think Shepherd and Grey are gonna last? Like ah, 50 years last?
Callie: A semi, crashed into a bunch of college kids. On a day that I decided to take an extra shift in the ER. (on the phone) OH GREAT! THANK YOU! (slams phone) There's burns, digit amputations, nasty nasty facial lacerations. So, please don't anywhere, ok?
Mark: Relax.
Callie: You promise?
Mark: You're handling this.
Callie: I am handling... HEY! You can't put him here! I have doctors that need access!
• Season 5, Episode 22: "What a Difference a Day Makes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Sorry I'm late.
Lexie: Ah, dad, this is um, Mark Sloan. Dr. Mark Sloan. He, he's my... ah...
Thatcher: Teacher?
Lexie: Haha, no. No. He's my... he's Mark.
Mark: Nice to meet you Mr. Grey. So nice to meet you.
Thatcher: Visa versa. Ah, please, here, grab a chair.
(Mark takes Lexie's hand)
• Season 5, Episode 21: "No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance)" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mark: Tree girl made it through?
Callie: I can't lie. Even if they think I'm wrong. Even if they don't understand. Even if they think I'm crazy. I'm me. They're supposed to accept me. They're supposed to support me. They're supposed to love me. You know? I can't lie.
• Season 5, Episode 21: "No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance)" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Are you ok? Are you crying?
Lexie: My dad's here.
Mark: Ok.
Lexie: He's here, and he's sober, and I would really like for you to meet him.
Mark: Oh. Oh, um, oh!
Lexie: How 'bout, how 'bout dinner? Tonight. Camparo's at 8?
Mark: Ah, Lexie. Ah, dad's historically do not love me. And, by that I mean when I was a teenage, dad's did not love me. That's the last time I had to meet anyone's dad.
Lexie: I'm crazy about you, and I know that my dad would be too. You have nothing to worry about.
Mark: That's what you said when you told me to meet Derek. Lexie, I'm closer to your dad's age than yours. So, I'm thinking he may not love me so much. You know, what we have is fantastic. Why don't we just keep it for us?
• Season 5, Episode 21: "No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance)" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I got you a present.
Callie: I told you, you can't give me money. Even if you are a fancy plastic surgeon. I am not your charity case. I am not your mistress. I am your friend, your equal. So...
Mark: It's not money.
Callie: Oh really? 'Cause I was just doing the poor but proud thing for show before I accepted your government cheese.
Mark: It's better than money. Wait. She fell out of a tree and broke all her limbs.
Callie: Oh, that is better.
• Season 5, Episode 21: "No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance)" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: You know that's the first actual compliment you've ever given me?
Derek: It wasn't a compliment, it was a simple statement of fact.
Mark: See, why do you do that? Why can't you just give a person a compliment?
Derek: If you have to ask for a compliment, it's not a compliment. Are you asking for a compliment?
Mark: Yes!
Derek: Then it's not a compliment!
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: We should do a middle falset craniotomy approach, lets go some down burs in here.
Mark: Don't bother. I ordered them before we started. I may be irresponsible and untrustworthy out there, but I'm not in here.
Derek: I never said you were untrustworthy.
Mark: You put the berlin wall up around Lexie.
Derek: Well, Meredith asked me to. That's what people do when someone they care about asks them to do something. They do it. Which is what you should have done when I asked you to stay away from Lexie. Or Addison for that matter.
Mark: Oh, here we go. Addison. The only note he can ever play.
Derek: You know, was gonna apologize for decking you, cos I felt bad. But now, I'm just gonna play it over and over again in my head and really enjoy it. (Patients starts bleeding out) Oh Hell...
Mark: It's coming from the Therogloid plexus. Give me the ah, 4 O vicryl
Derek: The 4 O vicryl.
Mark: Give him the 4 O vicryl.
Derek: Clamp.
Mark: You know what, I'm done. I give up. If I hadn't fallen for little Grey, you would have found some other way not to respect me, you always have. To you, I'm always gonna be the charity case the Shepherds had to take in. I got the bleeder.
Derek: You got through the stitch already?
Mark: Yeah.
Derek: Hmmm.
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: (rants angrily in Spanish)
Mark: (Mark grabs Callie) HEY! Stop speaking Spanish! 'Cause I have to go to surgery in a minute, and I don't speak Spanish.
Callie: My Dad is taking me home. He's talking to the Chief, and he's making me quite my job, and quit my relationship which he has yet to acknowledge even exists.
Mark: What are you 12? Tell him he's crazy.
Callie: You don't understand. There isn't anything he hasn't done for me. Ok. Nothing. He's paid for my college, he's paid for MED school, I have a huge trust fund because he doesn't want me to worry about anything but being a great doctor. I mean the man has done nothing but support me his whole life.
Mark: Supporting someone and respecting someone aren't the same thing. You need to tell him that.
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Home, he's dragging me home. (rants angrily in Spanish) Who I wanna spend it with (rants angrily in Spanish)
Arizona: Ah, I can see that you're very upset.
(Mark walks in)
Mark: You paged me Robbins?
Arizona: You're her best friend, and I am at a giant loss right now. Not to mention the very sick children...
Mark: Go, I got this.
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: There's no blood in the brain.
Mark: The ZNC fracture of the temporal bone ruptured ear drum. Book us an OR.
Derek: Not so fast, Dr Grey. Mr Gates, the patient has a name, also injured facial nerve. Which means what?
Lexie: That Mr Gates will also need a nerve repair.
Derek: Does that take place before or after Dr Sloan's secular reconstruction?
Lexie: Before.
Mark: Incorrect.
Lexie: Because you'll have to explore the wound for bone fragments, not to mention reversing his conductive hearing.
Mark: Which is why I need you to book me that OR now Dr Grey.
Derek: Look, if the patient has facial paralysis it won't matter if he can hear out of one ear or not. Am I right Dr Grey?
Lexie: Um...
Derek: Dr Grey?
Mark: Lexie?
Derek: Dr Grey?
Mark: Lexie?
Derek: Dr Grey?
Lexie: I think you both are amazing doctors!
[walks out, eats candy bars]
• Season 5, Episode 20: "Sweet Surrender" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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