Mark: Which one of your roommates will be assisting?Derek: Hmm. Karev.
Mark: Great.
• Episode: Brave New World • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Stop. You have to stop.
Mark: I can't.
Callie: Seriously. She hates it.
Mark: That's why I can't.
• Episode: Here Comes the Flood • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: [to Callie] You want a spanking?
• Episode: Here Comes the Flood • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: [to Callie] Look. We don't even know what we are yet. So, how does Mark Sloan know? Why are you talking to him instead of me?
Mark: Ladies... Am I interrupting something?
Erica: Your timing is perfect.
Mark: Really? You about to feel her up?
• Episode: Here Comes the Flood • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: [to George] You think that if you get to take your intern test again that makes you big man on campus? It doesn't change the fact you failed the first time.
Lexie: Dr. Sloan?
Mark: I'm sorry, Grey, was there something you wanted to say to anyone here?
Lexie: No there wasn't.
Mark: Coward!
Lexie: SHUT UP!
• Episode: Dream a Little Dream of Me • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: What if he doesn't like me back?
Mark: He's an idiot.
• Episode: Dream a Little Dream of Me • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: You're never at a loss for words with your patients. You never hesitate to tell me how you feel. So why not tell O'Malley.
Lexie: You are the last person who should be giving romantic advice.
Mark: When I like somebody I make sure they know it. Life's too short to live any other way.
• Episode: Dream a Little Dream of Me • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Give me two minutes I'll meet you in the third-floor on-call room.
Mark: [points to his pants, then his head] No. We're gonna sit, enjoy a nice meal. I've turned over a new leaf. From now on if you want this, you're gonna get this too.
Callie: Eww.
• Episode: Losing My Mind • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: There she is.
Addison: Just coming in to check on my patient's skin flap.
Mark: Well, amazing, right? I pulled a couple of stem cells from the baby in utero. Six weeks later, I have grown skin. Like God.
Addison: Nice.
Mark: What do you say we lock that door and tear one off for old time's sake?
• Episode: Piece of My Heart • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Bet you're wishing you took the stairs right about now...
• Episode: Piece of My Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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