MARK: "Thought you might be fun to look at while I worked."IZZIE: "Will you be working on the nerve graft and the skin reconstruction?"
MARK: "Yes, and I think I'll handle them a whole lot better with a little caffeine in my system. Get me a blueberry scone and a bone-dry cappuccino, and a lil' something for yourself."
IZZIE: "There's a cafeteria on the second floor and a coffee cart in the lobby."
MARK: "Fiesty."
• Season 3, Episode 10: "Don't Stand So Close to Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
• Season 3, Episode 10: "Don't Stand So Close to Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?"
ALEX: "Frank Jeffries is post op day three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
MARK: [yawns] "And what is a saroma?"
IZZIE: "A build up of blood and fluid under the skin."
MARK: "And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want you to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess you can... watch."
ALEX: "Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor."
MARK: "Yeah. That's what I hear."
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "How're you doing, Mr. Jeffries?"
FRANK: "Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even."
ALEX: "Uh... twins?"
FRANK: "Frank's new pecs."
IZZIE: "Who is Frank?"
FRANK: "You're lookin' at him!"
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-"
IZZIE: "Which one of these cases do you need us on?"
MARK: "It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
ALEX: "Cool, that's it?"
MARK: "See, we're like a well-oiled machine, you and me. I also need you two to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli. You know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Tell me again why you put up with this crap?"
ALEX: "Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case."
IZZIE: "You sure you wanna do plastics that badly?"
MARK: "There you are! What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?"
ALEX: "Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo."
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "This is why I don't work with interns."
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Well, is this bring a hot blonde to work day? No one told me."
IZZIE: [fake sneezes] "Sexual harrassment!"
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "What is this?"
MARK: "Lunch. Want my pickle?"
• Season 3, Episode 8: "Staring at the Sun" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Seen what's-his-face?"
IZZIE: "Alex Karev?"
MARK: "Poor bastard seems to get a thrill out of tagging along after me."
MEREDITH: "He's camping."
MARK: "In that case, how would you like to get a thrill out of tagging along after me?"
• Season 3, Episode 7: "Where The Boys Are" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
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