George: Did you know how to do the procedure?Richard: Are you saying that we're too old to learn the new ways, O'Malley?
George: No.
Richard: Are you saying we're old dogs who can't learn the tricks?
George: No. I just...
Mark: We're not old dogs.
Webber: We still got it.
• Season 4, Episode 3: "Let the Truth Sting" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Ever feel like you're gettin' old?
Derek: Meredith isn't telling Cristina about us. She tells Cristina everything.
Mark: I thought you broke that off!
Derek: I meant to.
Mark: You think she's gonna wanna get back together. You think she's gonna grow up, and get all whole, and want a relationship.
Derek: I do not.
Mark: [smiles] You're a bad liar.
Derek: [smiles] You're old.
Mark: I'm just getting started my friend.
• Season 4, Episode 3: "Let the Truth Sting" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: You're like the worst, most juvenile human being I've ever met in my life.
Mark: You know the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem?
Derek: How many nurses have you slept with this week?
Mark: That's not a problem, man. That’s an adventure!
• Season 4, Episode 2: "Love/Addiction" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Let me guess, you and Grey are back together and you've been up all night doing the horizontal salsa.
Derek: Mambo. Horizontal mambo. Meredith and I, we're just friends.
Mark: Sexy friends.
• Season 4, Episode 2: "Love/Addiction" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I really am up for a drink, you know if you need to talk.
Derek: What would I need to talk about?
Mark: Meredith. You were lucky, man. That girl jerked you around.
Derek: You have no idea what you're talking about.
• Season 4, Episode 1: "A Change is Gonna Come" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I didn't come to Seattle for Addison, I didn't come to Seattle to be chief. I came to Seattle for you, okay? I came to Seattle to get you back... [laughs] I know I wanna take that back, but now, it's been said..
Derek: Yeah... maybe we should have a drink.
Mark: We could?
Derek: [smiles] Yeah.... Not today.
• Season 4, Episode 1: "A Change is Gonna Come" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: [to Derek] "I was an excellent best man."
DEREK: [to Burke] "Worst case scenario, I sleep with your wife in 10 years."
PRESTON: [smiles]
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "The bachelor party was short handed. Which explains why I'm here."
ADDISON: "I'm the only woman here. Am I supposed to the be the entertainment? Because I'm not stripping."
DEREK: "That's all right, we've all seen it before."
MARK: "True."
PRESTON: "I haven't."
• Season 3, Episode 23: "Testing 1-2-3" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Go ahead. I would love to have an excuse to lay you out."
ALEX: "I didn't do anything."
MARK: "Well, whatever you didn't do... sent Addison running for the hills."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 7.7 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Why? I mean, did she tell you why?"
DEREK: "What did you do to her, Mark?"
RICHARD: "She didn’t give a reason."
MARK: "Did she tell you where she was going?"
RICHARD: "All she said was she needed some time. To be happy and free, if I recall correctly. Excuse me."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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