Mark: What can I do for you ladies?Brunette Girl: Tell him!
Blonde Girl: No! It's, it's embarrassing.
Mark: You can tell me.
Brunette Girl: You look exactly like her dad!
Erica: [smirks]
Richard: Swing and a miss.
• Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: Is it me or there are teenyboppers staring at you?
Mark: I get that a lot. It started when I was their age, never really went away.
Richard: Is that so?
• Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: [about Erica] She's sassy!
Derek: She's a woman of substance. You two have nothing in common.
• Season 4, Episode 7: "Physical Attraction, Chemical Reaction" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: Oh, I'm late. Dropped off the Chief's dry cleaning.
Mark: You're doing his laundry?
Derek: I'm helping out.
Mark: Yeah, what's he doing?
Derek: He has an extensive DVD collection.
Mark: [pauses] You're dating the Chief. Huh!
• Season 4, Episode 7: "Physical Attraction, Chemical Reaction" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Oh man, you would not believe what just happened to me.
Derek: There is, uh, a kid looking for you.
Mark: What?
Boy: Daddy?
Mark: WHAT?
Derek: Nicely done.
Boy: Thanks.
Mark: I'll be getting you back for that.
Derek: Looking forward to it.
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Derek: What did you do?
Mark: I spread the word you were lookin'
Derek: You spread the word I was looking?
Mark: Lookin' ... it sounds much dirtier without the "g."
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I heard. About your marriage. And if there’s anything you need me to do, to cheer you up, I’m around. Day or night. Night, in particular.
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: You gotta love Halloween. All the crazies come out to play.
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 5.3 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Good morning.
Olivia: Don’t. Don’t do that. Don’t smile at me.
Other Nurse: Don’t smile at her. Don’t smile at me either.
Olivia: We’re on to you.
Other Nurse: We’ve compared notes.
Mark: Compared notes? Really?
Olivia: Compared notes. Compared pick-up lines. Compared techniques.
Mark: Techniques...
Olivia and Other Nurse: Identical.
Mark: Identical?
Olivia: We formed a club. Nurses United Against Mark Sloan.
Mark: Are there any club activities?
• Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: And Meredith, she's still an intern don't kid yourself. She's green, she's a baby, and the only difference between her and the old guy she's got trailing her is that you're not sleeping with the old guy.
• Season 4, Episode 4: "The Heart of the Matter" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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