Mark: I'm thinking we ought to have a little contest of our own.Derek: You wanna live in the hospital like a roach?
Mark: Different kind of contest. You and Rose, you're not exclusive right? So I'm thinking.
Derek: You are not serious.
Mark: One woman 10 points, two women same time 20 points. You get out in the morning before anybody wakes up; 5 point bonus.
Derek: You are serious.
Mark: You need a little spice in your life, man. I'm just trying to help.
Derek: I am truly a worse human being for knowing you.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That's the point. Women are everywhere... I only have one person I can talk to.
Derek: That's sweet.
Mark: Shut up!
Derek: No, it's really warm and fuzzy.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Hey, if you were sleeping with Rose, I could understand why you're spending time with her, but you're not. And it's... it's just I thought that uh... you know. I thought it was just gonna be you and me!
Derek: Having sex?
Mark: After! After Addison, after Meredith. I have been patient. I have waited when you partnered up with these chicks, but now they're over. And it's supposed to be just us! You and me; two guys on the prowl, on the hunt.
Derek: You're having trouble getting laid. And you need my help.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I don't like her. I'm sorry, but as your friend it's my job to say I don't like Rose.
Derek: Why?
Mark: You're not even sleeping with her.
Derek: You don't like her 'cause she's not sleeping with me? That's a little weird.
Mark: It's not weird.
Derek: It's a little weird.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Molly: You better be able to fix my face. I have pom statewides in a month.
Alex: You're a cheerleader?
Molly: I'm a pom.
Mark: Cheerleaders just jump around. Poms are dancers.
Alex and Callie: [silence]
Mark: I was on the football team!
Callie: Yeah, I'm not sure you're gonna be doing any dancing in the next month.
Molly: You better be lying.
Callie: Not lying. You have very serious knee and leg fractures, not to mention a cracked coccyx.
Molly: What the hell is that?
Alex: That's the bone at the bottom of your spine.
Molly: Uh?
Callie: The bottom of your bottom.
Molly: My ass? I broke my ass?
Alex: That's one way to look at it.
Mark: Don't look at it!
• Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Dr. Hahn: This is gonna sound bizzare. I realize at this point that this is gonna sound bizzare, but any chance you people wanna get a drink with me?
Sloan: Why would we wanna do that?
Callie: She's saying she needs a friend.
Sloan: Okay, fine. Let's drink.
• Season 4, Episode 10: "Crash Into Me, Part II" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: Promise not to hit on me?
Mark: I can't promise that.
Callie: He can't promise that.
• Season 4, Episode 10: "Crash Into Me, Part II" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Nick: Okay, then. Uh, if I do die, it would have been lovely meeting you all.
Mark: [to the interns] See, the patient is confident. You should be confident.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: Can you make time?
Mark: Can you make time for a drink with me after?
Erica: Did I mention time is a factor here? I'm looking for a Yes or No answer.
Mark: As am I.
Erica: This may be enjoyable to you, Dr. Sloan, but I have a patient in serious condition. I came to you, because legend has it, that you're the best in plastics. But if bad jokes and sleazy come ons are all you're good for all afternoon, I'll page whoever's second best.
Mark: Dr. Hahn... I apologize. And I'll clear my schedule.
Erica: Thank you. OR 1.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick: They all look scared.
Mark: They're medical professionals. A healthy level of fear is encouraged.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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