Mark: [to Callie] You want a spanking?• Season 5, Episode 2: "Here Comes the Flood" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: [to Callie] Look. We don't even know what we are yet. So, how does Mark Sloan know? Why are you talking to him instead of me?
Mark: Ladies... Am I interrupting something?
Erica: Your timing is perfect.
Mark: Really? You about to feel her up?
• Season 5, Episode 2: "Here Comes the Flood" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: [to George] You think that if you get to take your intern test again that makes you big man on campus? It doesn't change the fact you failed the first time.
Lexie: Dr. Sloan?
Mark: I'm sorry, Grey, was there something you wanted to say to anyone here?
Lexie: No there wasn't.
Mark: Coward!
Lexie: SHUT UP!
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: What if he doesn't like me back?
Mark: He's an idiot.
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: You're never at a loss for words with your patients. You never hesitate to tell me how you feel. So why not tell O'Malley.
Lexie: You are the last person who should be giving romantic advice.
Mark: When I like somebody I make sure they know it. Life's too short to live any other way.
• Season 5, Episode 1: "Dream a Little Dream of Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Give me two minutes I'll meet you in the third-floor on-call room.
Mark: [points to his pants, then his head] No. We're gonna sit, enjoy a nice meal. I've turned over a new leaf. From now on if you want this, you're gonna get this too.
Callie: Eww.
• Season 4, Episode 15: "Losing My Mind" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: There she is.
Addison: Just coming in to check on my patient's skin flap.
Mark: Well, amazing, right? I pulled a couple of stem cells from the baby in utero. Six weeks later, I have grown skin. Like God.
Addison: Nice.
Mark: What do you say we lock that door and tear one off for old time's sake?
• Season 4, Episode 13: "Piece of My Heart" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: Bet you're wishing you took the stairs right about now...
• Season 4, Episode 13: "Piece of My Heart" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I'm thinking we ought to have a little contest of our own.
Derek: You wanna live in the hospital like a roach?
Mark: Different kind of contest. You and Rose, you're not exclusive right? So I'm thinking.
Derek: You are not serious.
Mark: One woman 10 points, two women same time 20 points. You get out in the morning before anybody wakes up; 5 point bonus.
Derek: You are serious.
Mark: You need a little spice in your life, man. I'm just trying to help.
Derek: I am truly a worse human being for knowing you.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That's the point. Women are everywhere... I only have one person I can talk to.
Derek: That's sweet.
Mark: Shut up!
Derek: No, it's really warm and fuzzy.
• Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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