Nick: So, uh, you want to help me plot my revenge?Lexie: Girlfriend?
Nick: Mmm. Here's what I'm thinking. I page her here, and then, uhh, you know, I'm all like, "I'm dying and I just need to gaze at your beauty one last time," and then she gets here, and I flash her the artery.
Lexie: It's mean.
Nick: Right?
Lexie: I like it.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Nick: Well,you want me to help you plot your revenge?
Lexie: Okay.
Nick: Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. You go out with me. Just like that. Bam! New boyfriend. And he'll be all "what's he got that I don't have?" And you'll be all "carotid artery exposed... Top that, loser," and he'll be all "I can't, I can't top that, I am a loser!"
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick: You seeing anyone? I... I’m just making conversation. My... my artery is exposed and it kinda limits my game.
Lexie: Okay. Yes... kind of... I am.
Nick: Nice guy?
Lexie: Yeah. He is. Well, he is kinda nice guy disguised as a jerk.
Nick: Oh yeah, I... I know that type. My... my girlfriend was a nice girl disguised as a vapid narcissist. But then it turned out she really she really was just a vapid narcissist.
Lexie: Ouch!
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick: How am I doing?
Lexie: Strong and stable.
Nick: Strong and stable? Two words that have never been used to describe me. Ever.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
[Alex kisses Lexie]
Lexie: I'm still not speaking to you.
Alex: You don't have to speak.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: Hey!
Lexie: I'm late for Sloan's meeting.
Alex: Yeah, so am I.
Lexie: Also, I'm not speaking to you.
• Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: Everyday is my mothers birthday. My mother was born in March. He lied. He's a liar. And I'm glad. Really, I'm glad that you found him charming. I'm sure he was delightful. He's a blast after five drinks, not so much after nine though; he gets a little weepy and mean. He's a drunk, Meredith. He probably came in and told you how wonderful you are. How sad he is he doesn't get to spend more time with you. You know, yesterday he told me I was his favorite daughter. The day before, I was an ungrateful bitch. The week before, he wrote me a check for $20,000 because he said I deserved everything life had to offer, because he was so proud of me, a lifetime's worth of proud. So thank you for letting me know that I need to keep a better eye on him. Thanks.
• Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Meredith: Your dad was in the ER today.
Lexie: I know.
Meredith: So, you know he was drunk and he put his hand through a window?
Lexie: Yeah, anything else?
Meredith: I know it was Susan's birthday and I'm sure it was a very hard day for the both of you. And he wasn't actually a problem, he was kinda charming. But, he seemed very sad and I'd hate to see it happen again so maybe you should think about keeping a better eye on him.
• Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young" • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Alex: As in...
Lexie: What are you doing... tonight.
Alex: Look, uh, I’m not a nice guy. I don’t date. I don’t call the next day. I’m not looking for a relationship cause I’m never good at 'em. And honestly I’m kinda hung up on somebody else. So... the only thing you’re ever going to get from me is sex... that’s it. And that’s never usually enough for girls like you.
• Season 4, Episode 6: "Kung Fu Fighting" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: (to Alex, after Meredith walks in on them) Alex, please tell me you don't live with Meredith Grey.
• Season 4, Episode 6: "Kung Fu Fighting" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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