Izzie: I love George. Oh, God I do, I love him, and I'm so happy because he's kind and smart and um, sweet and sexy. He's perfect, perfect, except for the fact that he kisses like a chicken. You know a chicken pecking the ground for food, justs pecking and pecking and pecking, and when he's pecking at me like that I forget that I love him, I forget that he's kind and sweet and sexy and I just wanna scream, "Stop pecking at me!" Did he peck you like a chicken, Mer?• Episode: Physical Attraction, Chemical Reaction • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: This is absurd.
George: Hey...
Izzie: You shouldn't be sleeping in the On-Call room.
• Episode: Kung Fu Fighting • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Cristina: You will marry... general surgery. Or, you know, okay, perhaps neuro. But you, you are nowhere near hardcore enough to commit to cardio.
Izzie: So you are telling me to... stop flirting with your husband. Haha, I get it. That’s cute. But if you’re going to ask me a favor... insulting my personal life is probably not a great tactic.
Cristina: No, no, wait, I am not talking about your sex life. I could not care less about your sex life. It’s a skydiver. Izzie. A skydiver.
Izzie: Oh yeah, sounds real cool. Enjoy.
• Episode: Kung Fu Fighting • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
George: Did you only shave one leg?
Izzie: (starts crying) I know, I'm sorry!!!
• Episode: Kung Fu Fighting • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Cristina: What are we looking at?
Izzie: Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work.
Meredith: I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me.
Alex: Now she’s haunting us all.
• Episode: Haunt You Every Day • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: Callie... Callie wait, please, wait. I'm sorry about the cafeteria. I didn't think you wanted to talk to me. I thought you wanted to kill me. I'm sorry about everything... with George, I... I'm really sorry. I feel terrible.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 5.0 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: No, shes saving all her rage and bloodshed for me. And she's gonna kill me in the cafeteria at lunch.
George: No she wouldn't.
Izzie: She breaks bones for a living George, she's crazy!
George: No shes not crazy.
Izzie: Well she is if she thinks I'm not gonna put up a fight.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: Callie! Hey. Hi.
Callie: We have to talk.
Izzie: Okay. Umm, about?
Callie: George told me.
Izzie: He told you.
Callie: Everything. Cafeteria, Noon, You and me. Be There.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: Now I know charting doesn't seem as exciting as surgery, but it is as important. Believe me when I tell you, penmanship saves lives! Is that a 7, or is that a 9? If I have to ask myself that in the middle of an emergency, your patient is dead. You killed him. With your handwriting. Think about that!
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: Penmanship saves lives!
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 6.8 / 10 • Permalink
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