GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat." IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Hi! I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie."
MIRANDA: "I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change."
• Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "What happened today?"
IZZIE: "Nothing."
MEREDITH: "Nothing."
GEORGE: "Okay then."
IZZIE: "We don’t know everything about each other, George."
MEREDITH: "Yeah."
GEORGE: [pause] "True. Anybody wanna have sex?"
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Break on Through" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I just... I just need some sex, George. You know, I just, I need sex NOW. You know what I mean?"
GEORGE: "No matter how hard you beg, I am not doing you."
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Why are you helping me after what I did?"
IZZIE: "'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!"
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
• Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
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