IZZIE: "I need Burke's cap, now."CRISTINA: "Excuse me?"
IZZIE: "Are you going to give it to him or am I going to physically take it from you?"
CRISTINA: "Are you threatening me?"
IZZIE: "I swear to god, Cristina... I like you. I really do. But I grew up in a trailer park and I am not above kicking your pampered little Beverly Hills ass. And I do mean physically kicking your ass."
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Superstition" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "Hey."
IZZIE: "Hey."
DENNY: "Do you believe in karma?"
IZZIE: "Actually, I do."
DENNY: "I think you might be mine."
IZZIE: "Well then you must have been very very good to deserve me."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [referring to George] "What is with him?"
ALEX: "Okay, 50 bucks O'Malley caught her doing McDreamy."
IZZIE: "McDreamy?"
ALEX: "Did I just call the dude McDreamy?"
CRISTINA: "Oh, you know you did."
ALEX: [to Izzie] "You are ruining my life."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Meredith, George] "What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already?"
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "Hey. Don’t you have somewhere to be?"
IZZIE: "Yeah. Yeah I do. I’m there."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good."
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Cristina] "Are you afraid Burke will realize George makes a better girlfriend than you?"
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "You really should take something."
CRISTINA: "Drugs are for babies."
IZZIE: "I hate Alex."
CRISITNA: "And the non sequitur award goes to..."
IZZIE: "I’m sorry, but I just hate Alex."
MEREDITH: "I broke up with Derek."
CRISTINA: "Burke wants to have a relationship."
IZZIE: "Boys are stupid."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "You're eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked."
IZZIE: "It's all makeup. Retouching."
CRISTINA: "You get that we hate you, right?"
• Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Meredith, about Addison] "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I take issue with the salmon scrubs. I mean what self-respecting surgeon wears salmon-colored scrubs?"
MEREDITH: [smiles] "This is what I'm saying."
• Season 2, Episode 6: "Into You Like a Train" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "We need to talk."
ALEX: "Why?"
IZZIE: "You kissed me."
ALEX: "Yes, I did."
IZZIE: "Should we... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if you wanted to have one?"
ALEX: "Look. Izzie. I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again. So get used to it. End of discussion.
IZZIE: [blushes] "Okay."
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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