GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "It looks like Santa threw up in here."
MEREDITH: "Just go with it, we're being supportive here."
IZZIE: "Did I go overboard? I know sometimes I can go too overboard."
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "It's great."
IZZIE: "Oh, good. Yay! I love Christmas!"
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "We know."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "You're stalking me. You're a stalker."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Can you blame me?"
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "That guy Alex. You with him?"
IZZIE: "No."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good. That means I won't have to fight him for you."
IZZIE: "What makes you think I want you to fight him for me?"
DENNY: "You're in love with me. I'm well off, but not into money. I'm smart, but not a know-it-all. I'm funny, I love animals. And I'm hot. I'm a catch, if you can wrap yourself around the enlarged failing heart."
IZZIE: "You're right. I am sooo in love with you. It's a shame, really, since I'm with Hildy and all."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."
GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I get one night off in two weeks and I waste it on you? You couldn't even have bothered to kiss me goodnight. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as you seem. So no to your favor. No to you. No!"
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "We have to do something. Meredith has become like an exhibit. Like a zoo animal. Like that rare panda that everyone stares at."
IZZIE: "Please don't say that to her face. I think that panda died alone."
GEORGE: "I'm just saying we should do something to cheer her up."
CRISTINA: "I've got something."
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "So... George? He's really your type, huh?"
CALLI: "You don't see him. Either of you. He's just, he's just George to you. He's just... O'Malley, your roommate."
IZZIE: "You don't have to get all-"
CALLI: "He makes my world stop. George O'Malley is sweet and kind and smart and strong. And he makes my world stop. So you shut up about him."
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Plus, her name's Calli! Who is named Calli!? That's not even a real name!"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Here."
DENNY: "You knit me a sweater?"
IZZIE: "Smell it."
DENNY: [breathes deeply, smiles] "Smells like Izzie."
IZZIE: "I wore it for three hours. You know, to give it the full effect. So enjoy, because that's the closest to this body that you will ever get."
DENNY: [pauses] "Can I at least see one boob?"
• Season 2, Episode 22: "Name of the Game" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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