BAILEY: "Izzie, both Dr. Shepherds need an intern up on ICU."IZZIE: "Wait... both of them, together? Me, by myself, with the two married people who hate each other?"
BAILEY: "Go. Cristina, you're on the thoracotomy."
CRISTINA: "With Burke? I can't have the hateful married couple instead?"
• Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do you have a problem?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Do you have a mocha latte?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Then go away."
• Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to George] "Remember the good old days? When you lived with us, when you used to tell me stuff. Like... where you live?!"
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You're tall."
DENNY: "I know."
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I'm just curious, George. Curious George! Get it? Okay, nevermind. All I'm asking is, where do you live?"
GEORGE: "Listen to this, there's an old school arcade game that's been known to enduce seizures if you reach level 53!"
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: [to Derek] "I am a sink with an open drain, and anything you say runs straight out." [storms off]
GEORGE: "She probably could have used a better metaphor."
IZZIE: "Give her a break, she's got a hangover."
• Season 2, Episode 2: ""Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)"" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We know he cheated on you. That's why we let you turn the house into Santa's Freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. We're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time."
IZZIE: "Why should anybody care what kind of time Alex is having!?"
MEREDITH: "Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal!"
IZZIE: [looks confused]
MEREDITH: "Dirty Uncle Sal. The one who embarrasses everyone at holidays and family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you have to invite him anyway. Look... I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes, you guys are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex, but maybe... maybe you could try and help him anyway. Like, in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [helping Alex practice] "Aw, my throat! It's like, wicked soar, yo. Plus I got, like, all deez sick breakouts!"
IZZIE: "You're helping him!?" [storms off]
GEORGE: [to Alex] "I was doing mono. The whole acne thing was just being a teenager."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Do you happen to know what time of year neurosurgeons are busiest, Dr. Stevens?"
IZZIE: "There's a particular time of year?"
DEREK: "There's no hard or fast rule, but brain injuries tend to pile up around the holidays. Folks fall off roofs while they string up lights. They go skating for the first time in a decade and break their heads open. Every year people drive through blizzards to get to parties where they kiss germ infected strangers under poisonous mistletoe. Then they get drunk and smash their heads through their windshield on their way home. But there's no hard or fast rule."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
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