CRISTINA: "He's... he's been shot."IZZIE: [pause] "Burke's not coming."
MEREDITH: "Are you okay?"
CRISTINA: "I'm fine."
IZZIE: "Burke's not coming."
GEORGE: "Why didn't I take the internship in San Diego? None of this would be happening if I was in San Diego."
IZZIE: "Burke's not coming."
CRISTINA: "No, Izzie, Burke is not coming. I know you're having problems here, what with your murder charges and your unbelievebly stupid idea about stealing a heart, but Burke's kinda busy right now."
• Season 2, Episode 27: "Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "What? You like your men sick and feeble? You don't dig healthy guys?"
IZZIE: "I dig you."
• Season 2, Episode 25: "Losing My Religion" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You press that code button and I will hurt you. Not a lot, because we're friends. But enough so that things will break and you lie on the floor out of my way."
GEORGE: "Izzie."
IZZIE: "You have a decision to make. You can stay here and help me with this, or you can leave. What's it gonna be, George?"
• Season 2, Episode 27: "Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [trembling] "I told a lie. To Dr. Burke."
CRISTINA: "Good for you, fight the power."
IZZIE: "No... it's bad... bad."
• Season 2, Episode 24: "17 Seconds" • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Everyone entered into the transplant program is clocked in to the second... to the second, Denny. You were clocked in to the second and so was the other guy. I checked with UNOS. The difference between when you entered the program and when he entered the program is 17 seconds. That it, Denny, 17 seconds. I mean, that's not even the length of a decent kiss. So, this other guy? I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve this heart. I'm sure he does. But so. Do. You. So do you. And if you tell me anymore crap about heading towards the light or looking down on me from heaven, I swear... I will kill you myself right now."
• Season 2, Episode 24: "17 Seconds" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Wow, Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean her beloved heart patient finally kicked it?"
IZZIE: "I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists."
• Season 2, Episode 24: "17 Seconds" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [watching Preston & Derek throw darts] "He's picturing my face. He is totally picturing that dart puncturing my skull. Wooo, look at that."
IZZIE: [to Meredith] "Derek... Derek is picturing you."
MEREDITH: "He called me a whore. He lost the right to picture me."
CRISTINA: "So I fall asleep during sex. So what? Ass!"
MEREDITH: "Ass!"
• Season 2, Episode 24: "17 Seconds" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Poor Marshall. I mean, one minute you're a surgeon and the next, you destroyed an entire family."
IZZIE: "Last month I fell asleep in a parking lot, on a bench. I literally couldn't even make it to the car."
MEREDITH: "I fell asleep in a restaurant, at a table while I was on a date."
CRISTINA: "I fell asleep during sex."
GEORGE: [enters room, looks at Izzie] "Calli is looking for you... you could have told her you were busy-"
IZZIE: "Oh, please don't talk to me about standards. The girl couldn't even wash her hands!" [laughs]
CRISTINA: [to Meredith] "Don't worry about Bambi. If Burke can forgive me for falling asleep during sex, Bambi can forgive you for crying."
MEREDITH: "But Burke hasn't forgiven you."
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "People! What's with all the evil misery, huh? Live and let live."
GEORGE: [pause] "You're cheerful."
IZZIE: "You are. How is that possible?"
CRISTINA: "I scrubbed in on a four-hour esophageal surgery last night, then I got laid. And now, three ambulances are coming in full of bloody, broken car crash victims, all who need to be cut open. So I'm cheery, I'm cheery, I am so cheery! Cheery! I'm cheerful!"
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
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