MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
• Episode: Begin the Begin • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I get one night off in two weeks and I waste it on you? You couldn't even have bothered to kiss me goodnight. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as you seem. So no to your favor. No to you. No!"
• Episode: Something to Talk About • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "We have to do something. Meredith has become like an exhibit. Like a zoo animal. Like that rare panda that everyone stares at."
IZZIE: "Please don't say that to her face. I think that panda died alone."
GEORGE: "I'm just saying we should do something to cheer her up."
CRISTINA: "I've got something."
• Episode: Something to Talk About • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "So... George? He's really your type, huh?"
CALLI: "You don't see him. Either of you. He's just, he's just George to you. He's just... O'Malley, your roommate."
IZZIE: "You don't have to get all-"
CALLI: "He makes my world stop. George O'Malley is sweet and kind and smart and strong. And he makes my world stop. So you shut up about him."
• Episode: Name of the Game • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Plus, her name's Calli! Who is named Calli!? That's not even a real name!"
• Episode: Name of the Game • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Here."
DENNY: "You knit me a sweater?"
IZZIE: "Smell it."
DENNY: [breathes deeply, smiles] "Smells like Izzie."
IZZIE: "I wore it for three hours. You know, to give it the full effect. So enjoy, because that's the closest to this body that you will ever get."
DENNY: [pauses] "Can I at least see one boob?"
• Episode: Name of the Game • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Oh my God... George is her McDreamy!"
• Episode: Name of the Game • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You’re not moving out, George."
GEORGE: "Oh, yes I am. I gave an ultimatum. Threw down the gauntlet. Drew a line in the sand."
IZZIE: "Well, it's time to ungive, unthrow, undraw."
GEORGE: [sighs] "A man does not give an ultimatum and then back down. Meredith had a choice and she chose the dog."
SOPHIE: "A girl chose a dog over you?"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
IZZIE: "No!"
SOPHIE: "That must be one hell of a dog."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
SOPHIE: "Those eyes, and those nice, firm hands. If a girl chose a dog over you, it must be one hell of a dog!"
• Episode: Tell Me Sweet Little Lies • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [opens Alex's test scores] "Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot."
• Episode: Tell Me Sweet Little Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "So, have you made a decision yet, Dr. Stevens?"
IZZIE: [pauses] "What decision..."
ADDISON: "Whether or not you're going to hate me. You're Meredith's friend, and I'm the wicked witch who came in and ruined her life and cheated on Doctor... what is it that you guys call him?"
IZZIE: [gulps] "McDreamy."
ADDISON: "Wow, he must find that embarrassing."
IZZIE: [pauses] "Yeah I think he does."
ADDISON: "Well, you show great potential in my specialty, and since I'm going to be sticking around for awhile, I have a lot to teach if you want to learn. So when you decide how important it is for you to hate me... let me know."
• Episode: Into You Like a Train • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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