MR. HUMPHREY: [holding up magazine] "You don't need to do anything. Is this you? Is this you? It is, isn't it? You know what... go. Just... get out of my room."IZZIE: "Mr. Humphrey-"
MR. HUMPHREY: "Get out of my room!"
• Episode: No Man's Land • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Mr. Humphrey? Mr. Humphrey, I'm sorry to wake you."
MR. HUMPHREY: "C'mon! .... What time is it?"
IZZIE: "Ten after five. I'm sorry, I just need to do a brief exam. If you could just sit up for one moment... Thanks. This might be a little bit cold. So just take a deep breath... If you could just take a deep breath."
MR. HUMPHREY: "You're not a doctor!"
IZZIE: "I'm Dr. Stevens, but you can call me Izzie. I'll be helping Dr. Bailey with your biopsy this morning."
MR. HUMPHREY: "No, I don't think so."
• Episode: No Man's Land • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me: gonads! You: ovaries!"
IZZIE: [laughing] "That reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
GEORGE: "What?"
IZZIE: "Tampons!"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."
• Episode: No Man's Land • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Alex] "Okay... so, do you feel like doing it now?"
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Alex] "Was it me? We seemed to be having a normal time."
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He said it's never happened before."
GEORGE: "That's what we all say. I mean they. That's what they all say."
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to pregnant patient expecting quints] "Guess when you take those fertility pills, you should read the fine print, huh?"
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [watches Mer's hookup run out of house] "He's new."
IZZIE: "And I shall name him: Running Guy."
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [about Mer's hookup] "Who was it this time? Hairy Back Guy?"
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I was upset. When I’m upset I like to nest."
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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