GEORGE: "Is Meredith the only person in the hospital who doesn’t know the size of this thing?"IZZIE: "I’m telling her."
CRISTINA: "You can’t. She’s gone already."
IZZIE: "What? Already?"
CRISTINA: "I think she had, excuse me, an errand to run."
IZZIE: "You don’t think Meredith’s really going to mind about the party, right?"
GEORGE: "I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing."
• Episode: Shake Your Groove Thing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "You paged me?"
IZZIE: "I’m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
ALEX: "Why don’t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
IZZIE: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
ALEX: "I wouldn’t come anyway. I hate big parties."
• Episode: Shake Your Groove Thing • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. We’re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."
• Episode: Shake Your Groove Thing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "So the beer’s coming at 7:00 and some of the floor nurses are bringing wine."
CRISTINA: "You invited nurses? Ugh."
GEORGE: "Did you clear this with Meredith?"
IZZIE: "A few more people isn’t going to make a difference. Okay? A party’s a party."
CRISTINA: "The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player."
IZZIE: "Would you stop saying that."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
• Episode: Shake Your Groove Thing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "Mr. Sturman, and how are you feeling?"
MR. STURMAN: "Pretty okay, except I don't think I ever want to have a bowel obstruction again."
IZZIE: "Really? Wow. Because we get people in here all the time requesting them."
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GEORGE: "Who else did you invite?"
CRISTINA: "Izzie, we said the list was jocks only. Surgery, Trauma, Plastics. Who else?"
IZZIE: "Just some people from Peds."
CRISTINA: "You invited the preschoolers to Meredith’s house. The next thing you’ll say is you invited the shrinks."
IZZIE: [looks away]
CRISTINA [Izzie looks away]: "She invited mental defects. This party’s DOA."
• Episode: Shake Your Groove Thing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "When Derek broke up with you, nobody told you were better off without him. It's not supportive, it's condescending. I was there for you, and the one time I need you? Just go away, Meredith."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him."
CRISTINA: "Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?"
IZZIE: "Well, she would have if I hadn't interrupted."
GEORGE: "She was talking to him."
IZZIE: "You don't talk to bastards who cheat on their girlfriends, George. That's the rule."
GEORGE: "You weren't officially his girlfriend."
IZZIE: "That's not the point."
GEORGE: "It is kind of the point. You don't see me getting all emotional over people I'm not dating."
IZZIE: "Really. You wanna go there?!"
GEORGE: [pauses] "No."
IZZIE: "I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me!"
CRISTINA: "You're not going to have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself, are you?"
IZZIE: "No."
CRISTINA: "So, there's no chance you'll kill us?"
IZZIE: [storms off]
GEORGE: [tries to hide smile] "Okay, that was wrong on so many levels."
CRISTINA: "But it was good though?"
GEORGE: [laughs] "Yeah, it was."
CRISTINA: [laughs]
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "You tell me to cut my losses, that I'm better off without him, and as soon as I turn my back..."
MEREDITH: "C'mon! Alex and I are kind of friends."
IZZIE: "Since when? When did you and Alex become friends?"
MEREDITH: "Don't you think you're overreacting? It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."
IZZIE: "Why not, you've slept with everyone else."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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