MEREDITH: "Poor Marshall. I mean, one minute you're a surgeon and the next, you destroyed an entire family."IZZIE: "Last month I fell asleep in a parking lot, on a bench. I literally couldn't even make it to the car."
MEREDITH: "I fell asleep in a restaurant, at a table while I was on a date."
CRISTINA: "I fell asleep during sex."
GEORGE: [enters room, looks at Izzie] "Calli is looking for you... you could have told her you were busy-"
IZZIE: "Oh, please don't talk to me about standards. The girl couldn't even wash her hands!" [laughs]
CRISTINA: [to Meredith] "Don't worry about Bambi. If Burke can forgive me for falling asleep during sex, Bambi can forgive you for crying."
MEREDITH: "But Burke hasn't forgiven you."
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "People! What's with all the evil misery, huh? Live and let live."
GEORGE: [pause] "You're cheerful."
IZZIE: "You are. How is that possible?"
CRISTINA: "I scrubbed in on a four-hour esophageal surgery last night, then I got laid. And now, three ambulances are coming in full of bloody, broken car crash victims, all who need to be cut open. So I'm cheery, I'm cheery, I am so cheery! Cheery! I'm cheerful!"
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "All I'm saying, George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. Or maybe wait until she's alone. And for the love of all things sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!"
GEORGE: "You guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating."
IZZIE: "She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If you were, she'd tell you that Calli crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed." [looks at Alex]
ALEX: "Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?"
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "So... I'll see you at home then?"
MEREDITH: [pauses, smiles] "Yeah."
GEORGE: "Okay."
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 8.6 / 10 • Permalink
HUSBAND: "She's mad at you."
GEORGE: "Hi... I didn't know you were awake."
HUSBAND: "What'd you do?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "Has anyone talked to you about your wife? About whats happening?"
HUSBAND: "Whats happening. I can't really wrap my brain around whats happening. You know, I'm from here, and I go away to college and I come back married to this big-haired, drawling, southern girl. Everyone I know thinks I'm crazy, but I love her. I just love her. And whats happening is that my big-haired southern girl could be dying and I can't think about that. You know, I need to think about something else. Something that doesn't matter so much, something that doesn't have me burying my 22-year old wife and baby. So, so, what the hell did you do?"
GEORGE: "I believed my friend when she told me that Dr. Torres didn't wash her hands."
HUSBAND: "Well, I hope thats not true, seeing as she just performed surgery on me and all."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
• Season 2, Episode 26: "Damage Case" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "George! Hey."
GEORGE: "Hey."
IZZIE: [to Calli] "Oh, um... hi."
CALLI: "Hey."
GEORGE: "So, we spent the night at Calli's last night so we figured we'd, uh, spend the night here."
IZZIE: "Um, ok. So, you're back, just for tonight then?"
GEORGE: "Well, Calli's here for tonight. But, I dunno, it's my room. I pay rent."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Well, welcome home."
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "George, don't do the whispering under your breath thing. If you’ve got something to say then just say it."
GEORGE: "Yeah, well, the last time you gave me that advice it went really well."
IZZIE: "You're seriously pissed at me because of because of what happened between you and Meredith?"
GEORGE: "No... yeah."
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Go take care of Dr. Grey."
GEORGE: [hugs her] "Yes. Thank you. She needs a friend right now."
MIRANDA: [silence]
GEORGE: "Oh... her mother."
• Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I'm just curious, George. Curious George! Get it? Okay, nevermind. All I'm asking is, where do you live?"
GEORGE: "Listen to this, there's an old school arcade game that's been known to enduce seizures if you reach level 53!"
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"
• Season 2, Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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