Derek Shepherd Quotes (Page 25)
ADDISON: "Option one, I go home. End of story. Option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you could still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue."DEREK: "Are you trying to be funny?"
ADDISON: "Satan has a sense of humor."
DEREK: "Is there a third option?"
ADDISON: "I don't know what the third option is. I just know I still love you."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0 • Permalink
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
DEREK: "It's okay."
MEREDITH: "It's not okay. You have a wife who's not easy to hate. Who's annoyingly kind and painfully smart, and currently saving my friend's life."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Hey."
DEREK: "Well, hey."
MEREDITH: [tries not to laugh] "So, you picked up Doc?"
DEREK: "Yeah, he's home."
MEREDITH: "He seems to be doing better."
DEREK: "Yeah, he's... he's doing good."
MEREDITH: [laughs] "I'm not laughing at you."
DEREK: [laughs] "No."
MEREDITH: "It's just, you know... bad sex isn't the kind of thing that wives want announced to dirty-ex-mistresses."
DEREK: "You're not the dirty ex-mistress. You're a friend. She's your friend. I'm your friend. We're all friends."
MEREDITH: "But you didn't tell her."
DEREK: "No." [smiles] "So how's your day going?"
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
DEREK: "Addison and I are over, Adele."
ADDISON: "Oh, it's not like we're divorced."
DEREK: "We're practically divorced."
ADELE: [to Addison] "You've had counseling?"
DEREK: "We've had adultery. That was enough."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
ADDISON: "We got successful, you and me. We got busy and we got lazy. We didn't even bother to fight anymore, Derek. Mark was there and I missed you and now I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you could possibly imagine, but at least I'm talking to you about it."
DEREK: "I'm a sink with an open drain, Addie."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
RICHARD: "You called my wife?"
DEREK: "You called mine!"
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 294
