Cristina Yang Quotes (Page 6)
MEREDITH: "Wow!"CRISTINA: "Mama took my eyebrows."
• Episode: Didn't We Almost Have it All • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
MRS. BURKE: [to Cristina] "What were you planning to do about your eyebrows?"
CRISTINA: "My eyebrows? No... thing?"
• Episode: Didn't We Almost Have it All • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What am I supposed to say? 'I swear to love and cherish you every moment of everyday of my life?' I mean, that's not real. I mean, that's not how it works, right?"
CALLIE: "It does, at first, but then it..."
MEREDITH: "It passes."
IZZIE: "No it doesn't. You guys are just used to it, that's all. You already have it, you have that thing everybody else wants. You can take it for granted, but let me tell you, if you didn't - if you couldn't be with the person that you love, I guarantee that hearing him promise you, love you and honor you and cherish you, no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about."
CRISTINA: "Wait, can you say that again? Just slowly."
MEREDITH: "You're talking about Denny, right?
IZZIE: "Right."
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
PRESTON: "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"
PRESTON: "What am I supposed to tell the minister?"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
PRESTON: "Look, I know this is test day and I'm not supposed to be talking about the wedding on test day, but since tomorrow's our wedding day..."
CRISTINA: "You have five seconds. Go."
PRESTON: "Bill Adams can't make it. I have no best man."
CRISTINA: "Oh, no, baby, I'm sorry."
PRESTON: "And I need your vows -"
CRISTINA: "Okay. Time's up!"
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "How do you treat pancreatic divisim?"
IZZIE: "Ugh, Cristina, if you're not gonna let me sleep you have to at least let me put coffee in my cup."
CRISTINA: "Okay, so go. No one's stopping you."
IZZIE: "I'm too tired to go."
• Episode: Testing 1-2-3 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, he’s turning into a girl."
IZZIE: "I think it’s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 351
