Cristina: Tyler Leigh came in with renal colic 3 days ago that has not resolved. We are going to be performing an extracorporeal shock wave therapy today to break up the stones in his ureter so they can pass. Arizona: No we're not.
Cristina: Ah, yes we are.
Arizona: No we're not, cause there was no blood in his urine this morning.
Cristina: Ah, just in case you should... We should just in case.
Arizona: You wanna do a surgical procedure on a 9 year old even though it's no longer indicated?
Cristina: No, of course not.
Arizona: Ok, so Dr Yang do you want to tell the good new to Tyler and his mom?
Cristina: It seems as thought your son's stones may have passed on their own.
Tyler's Mom: He doesn't need surgery?
Arizona: Nope, looks like he healed himself. Can you believe that Dr Yang? On your first day in peds.
Cristina: No I can't actually.
Tyler: Does this mean I can eat?
Arizona: Yeah, yeah. Dr. Yang can go get you something.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Arizona: Oh um, Dr Yang. Have you seen Sage? She's 6, light brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, she just had a tumor removed from her belly so she has a bandage on her tummy. You know what, hey, why don't you check under the bed? Maybe she's there. Her labs are better than we expected.
Cristina: Ah she's not under the bed.
Arizona: Hah... Oh... Maybe try the bathroom? Maybe she slipped in there. How'd she do last night, did she get any sleep.
Sage's Mom: She did, I didn't.
Cristina: Bathroom's clear.
Arizona: Wait, shhh.... i think there's something coming from your pocket. Is Sage inside your pocket?
Cristina: No, no. She's hiding here.
Sage: You've gotta look in your pocket first.
Cristina: No, I don't. Because I found you already. Now, I just need to check your incision site so...
Sage: Don't touch it, it hurts.
Arizona: You know, I bet that Mr Bear would like to see Sage's scar. Wouldn't you Mr Bear?
Cristina: Oh um, (puts on a big bear voice) Yes I would!
(Sage and Arizona both look at Cristina strangely)
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Arizona: Ok, Dr. Yang, are you ready for rounds?
Cristina: Yes. Oh um, continue with your course of treatment and keep me updated on any new developments.
Arizona: You know you don't look ready.
Cristina: No, I'm ready. I looked over your patient charts and I noticed you have a shock wave lithotripsy scheduled for kidney stones this morning and I was um... I've never done one of those so I'm looking forward to it.
Arizona: (pins a teddy bear on Cris' collar) Ok, now you're ready.
Cristina: Oh... ok.
Arizona: Come on, lets go.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Meredith: You know we really should get some sleep before rounds.
Cristina: Sleep is for wimps. Sleep is for Mercy West residents. Lets ah, fit in another trauma before rounds.
Alex: Don't say anything about the wig.
Izzie: I'm back. Yes, I am early... but whatever. I'm back. And because I've been one so long, the first trauma that comes through those doors, it's mine. Got it?
(Everyone just stares at Izzie's wig)
Izzie: It's amazing right?
Meredith: What?
Cristina: What's amazing?
Izzie: The wig.
Meredith: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh, it looks so real I couldn't even tell.
Meredith: Mhm.
Izzie: I've always wanted to try out being a red head, so I just thought nows the time.
Alex: Well, what's wrong with your own hair?
Izzie: It's peach fuzz chemo hair, and I really wanted to put my patients at ease. Make them feel comfortable.
Cristina: (whispers to Mer) She looks like a Stepford wife, you've gotta tell her.
Meredith: (smiling) She can't handle it. Just don't stare.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Cristina: I talked to Callie last night about the residents at mercy west. She said they don't suck! You're safe 'cause of Derek. Izzie's safe cause of cancer. Alex is Bailey's new favorite. You know even George would have been spared 'cause he's Owen's guy. Cardio has been a revolving door around here and no ones got my back.
Meredith: So, Arizona is your cover?
Cristina: She's merger proof! She keeps little kids alive. No one likes a dead kid. Plus, they're under anesthesia half the time. How bad can it be.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alex: Oh, he's lost a huge chunk of flesh. I see down to his mandible. We'll need plastics and an ENT consult.
Owen: Left IV looks as if it's clotted off. I need 16 gauge in there.
All the interns: I'VE GOT IT!!!!
Owen: Woah woah woah, what's going on? It's 4 in the morning, is everyone on call?
Cristina: It's the merger. Everyones scared to go home.
Owen: I don't think the Chief meant that people couldn't sleep.
Cristina: It's hard to sleep when your jobs on the line.
Owen: One of you... get as much type specific blood as they'll let you have and meet us in surgery.
Lexie: ME! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Cristina: What I realize is that peds is the only specialty where I can do it all. You have cardio, general, ortho. It's like the whole body is your canvas, and the fact that it's a small canvas makes it more challenging. I mean, I have no idea if you have someone on your service right now but, I would really love to witness your artistry.
Arizona: You got this? Well, you gotta like kids.
Cristina: I love kids.
Arizona: Ok, I'll see you on rounds.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Cristina: That list is everything - it is my future. It is my salvation. The list is life.
Owen: You're comparing the merger with Schindler's List?
Cristina: I'm Jewish. I'm allowed.
• Season 6, Episode 3: "I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Cristina: George O'Malley died.
• Season 6, Episode 2: "Goodbye" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Owen: I don't wanna hurt you again. My problems they're real, and this, this makes us real. It makes my problems your problems. I'm afraid. I don't wanna hurt you again.
Cristina: You can sleep in the bathtub.
Owen: What?
• Season 6, Episode 2: "Goodbye" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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