PRESTON: "What do you want?"CRISTINA: "What..."
PRESTON: "What do you want? You don't want to go out to dinner. You don't want to meet me in the on call room, and you sure as hell don't want to talk to me. I could pretend that I know, but hey, I don't even have your home phone number. So what do you want!?"
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "You're sleeping with someone?"
GEORGE: "What? You are? Who?"
CRISTINA: "What? Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action."
GEORGE: "Um, Correction! George got some syph."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Lets play the game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win."
CRISTINA: "You don't want to play with me."
Meredith: "Oh yes, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married." [George spits out his beer]
CRISTINA: "George, you have beer... coming out of your nostrils..."
MEREDITH: "Alright, your turn."
CRISTINA: "I'm pregnant. There. I win." [Joe the Bartender collapses] "Okay, maybe Joe wins."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What've you got?"
MEREDITH: "Bomb in a body cavity."
CRISTINA: [shakes head] "Man! All I have is Bailey's husband's open brain."
• Episode: It's the End of the World... • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [to Justin] "I think you should decide to live. Live so you can become a doctor, and you can find a way to do heart transplants without someone having to die. Live so you can grow up and have kids and raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case, dying really isn't the best revenge."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "I believe there's a mind/body/spirit connection. If Justin really doesn't want this heart, his body will reject it."
CRISTINA: "So, let me get this straight. You not only celebrate Christmas, but you actually believe in Santa Claus?"
PRESTON: [pauses] "Go clean up."
CRISTINA: "But we're not done here."
PRESTON: "You are."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "You aren't in the Christmas spirit."
CRISTINA: "I'm Jewish."
PRESTON: "Seriously?"
CRISTINA: [nods]
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Well, if there are any traditions you want me to be aware of..."
CRISTINA: "Seriously, Burke, I haven't observed religious holidays since I was old enough to know better."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
• Episode: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "I wasn't gonna have it. The baby. We barely knew each other. I was an intern, and there was no way that we could have..."
PRESTON: "It's okay. I just wanted to know. I want to know things."
• Episode: Begin the Begin • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
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