MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [about Izzie] "She's the Vice President of Fantasyland."
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "Uh... Cristina? Do you... do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?"
CRISTINA: "Are you?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: "Really?"
GEORGE: "I'm not gay!"
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "It's like candy, but with blood, which is so much better."
• Episode: Winning a Battle, Losing the War • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "Today I committed bird murder and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get bonus points for showing up at all."
CRISTINA: "I brought booze."
• Episode: Thanks for the Memories • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-"
CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?"
JOE: "I brought a pie."
CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!"
JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?"
• Episode: Thanks for the Memories • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."
• Episode: Thanks for the Memories • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [to Izzie, re: Burke] "What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?" [pauses] "I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off."
• Episode: Thanks for the Memories • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Alright... George and Izzie, you can move into the house."
IZZIE: "Yes!"
GEORGE: "I can't believe you caved!"
MEREDITH: "I can't believe I caved."
CRISTINA: "I blame the babies. They make you toxic."
• Episode: The First Cut is the Deepest • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
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