MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Is she crazy?"
PARAMEDIC: "If you call a murderer crazy."
CONSTANCE: "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about!"
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "I made breakfast."
CRISTINA: "I don't have time for breakfast! I've got to round before anyone else if I want to get the good cases, you know that!"
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "You know, you can't say that you weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex."
MEREDITH: "You dodged a bullet, Izz. You're better off without him."
CRISTINA: "Why are you even surprised? You sleep with a snake, you get bit."
IZZIE: "Thanks, guys... for the support."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind-blowingly good in bed."
CRISTINA: "Are you trying to seduce us?"
IZZIE: "And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!"
GEORGE: "Hey, I slept with Olivia."
IZZIE: "Well, then you both have bad taste."
• Episode: Owner of a Lonely Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [shows Preston her apartment] "This is where I live. My mother decorated it. I don't do laundry, I buy new underwear. The table? Six months of magazines I know I'll never read but I won't throw out. I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder. I hired a maid once. She ran away crying. The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care. But you do. Still think living together is a good idea?"
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "I used the key."
PRESTON: "That's a step."
CRISTINA: "So you really want to know me?"
PRESTON: "There is nothing you can reveal about yourself that I wouldn't want to know."
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"
STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "It's just a key."
CRISTINA: "Okay. Good, good."
PRESTON: "Or... you could start thinking about moving in with me."
• Episode: Much Too Much • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
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