IZZIE: "Oh, my god. Cristina, you will not believe what I just did! I'm gonna tell you, but you're not gonna believe it. You're gonna think I made the whole thing up."CRISTINA: "You're back? Is Meredith back?"
IZZIE: "I drilled a hole into this guy's skull. Several holes, actually. With a drill that I borrowed from a guy named Vince, packed the whole with freakin' tissue then brought him back here. Now I get to scrub in on his craniotomy."
CRISTINA: "So you haven't seen Meredith?"
IZZIE: "It was like a ride. This crazy roller coaster ride with adrenaline shooting out of my ears. You would think that my hands would have been shaking, but they weren't. There was no shaking. Did I mention the drill?"
CRISTINA: "Okay, Izzie. I get it. You're a hero, I am jealous. But I need to know where the hell Meredith is."
IZZIE: "Okay... I don't know where the hell Meredith is. But she should be back here. I didn't see her at the scene. The scene where I was a rock star by the way. Did I mention that I'm off probation?"
CRISTINA: [glares]
IZZIE: "Rock star!"
• Episode: Drowning On Dry Land • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "Meredith. This is about Meredith."
CRISTINA: "She doesn’t know yet."
PRESTON: "Meredith?"
CRISTINA: "She’s my person."
PRESTON: "Right. And if Meredith doesn’t approve, then what?"
CRISTINA: "This... this is not about getting her approval, it's about…"
PRESTON: "What?"
CRISTINA: "Telling her makes it, makes it…. If I murdered someone she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor."
PRESTON: "Okay, now you’re likening someone here to a corpse. I’m done."
CRISTINA: "She’s my person."
• Episode: Drowning On Dry Land • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "What is your problem?"
CRISTINA: "Everyone’s back. Everyone’s back except her. And I listen to her. Everyday, about her McLove life. Her McDreamy, her McCrap. And the one day, the one day I have a thing she disappears."
• Episode: Drowning On Dry Land • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "Whatever. I'm stuck babysitting the patients' families and you get to scrub in."
CRISTINA: "I'm not... scrubbing in. I'm stitching up patients in the Pit."
ALEX: "Ha. Who'd you pissed off to get that?"
CRISTINA: "I happen to be pulling gaping pieces of flesh back together."
ALEX: "You're stitching. You're just one step closer to knitting your grandma's sweater."
CRISTINA: "At least mine's medical."
ALEX: "You knit, I pull pylons off people."
• Episode: Walk On Water • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "I rescued her. I climbed down. I pulled a massive pylon off her. I got her here alive."
CRISTINA: "There are pylons? There're pylons on people?"
• Episode: Walk On Water • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Hey! What was the site like? Was it gory? Was it a trauma bonanza? Obviously terrible."
ALEX: "I don't talk to thieves."
CRISTINA: "What?"
ALEX: "You stole my Jane Doe right off from under me."
CRISTINA: "I am not a thief. Man, you balked. You're a balker."
ALEX: "I was thinking."
• Episode: Walk On Water • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Meredith, I have a thing... news."
MEREDITH: "You’re not pregnant again, are you? Because I can’t handle the extra months of bitchiness."
• Episode: Walk On Water • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "How's George?"
IZZIE: "Medically he's fine, emotionally he's a little stunted if you ask me. You don't marry the rebound girl. Am I right?"
CRISTINA: "You don't marry anyone on a whim."
MEREDITH: "No, he needs our support."
IZZIE: "He doesn't need us, he's got his Vegas show-wife."
• Episode: Wishin' and Hopin' • Rating: 7.6 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "Dr. Grey, I need to ask you. Will it get in my way? Can I have both? Can I be a great surgeon and have a life? Because there is this man who just asked me to marry him and I know you tried to have both, but you split up with Meredith's dad. And I know this is none of my business."
ELLIS: "It is none of your business... and... I didn't try hard enough."
• Episode: Wishin' and Hopin' • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: [to Alex] "Oh no no no... don't don't don't touch that. That was $79 dollars!"
CRISTINA: "Oh my God, I have got to get out of here."
• Episode: Wishin' and Hopin' • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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